Chinese Tree Humper

What's more weird, the old Chinese guy humping a tree, or the guy awkwardly standing right there while recording him in silence for a minute or two? I say the let the old pervert hump his tree. At least he's not making more Chinese people.

30 Comments
  • spazman November 9, 2014

    Tree hugger taking it to the next level.

    +1
  • longhungwong November 9, 2014

    I've heard of Chinese philosophy talking about being at one with nature but damn.

    +2
  • supson November 9, 2014

    "My doctor tried to warn me, but that trunk you got, make me so horny!"

    +1
  • vulture November 9, 2014

    tree wont expect to be taken out for a meal or nag him

    +4
  • longhungwong November 9, 2014

    He must have overdosed on ginseng.

    +1
  • bigtex November 9, 2014

    He just wanted to have a \"treesome\"!!

    +8
  • bigtex November 9, 2014

    And I just want our WICS!! Or Two Weeks in Crazyshit, actually!!

    +3
  • junkhunter November 9, 2014

    WOW, Talk about a tree hugger.

    +1
  • 2indastink November 9, 2014

    the splinter is bigger than his wang.

    +6
  • donunderstan November 9, 2014

    Must've found a sweet bee-hole.

    +1
  • potrostation November 9, 2014

    Big deal. We have thousands of these guys in Oregon.

    +1
  • otakuharakiri November 9, 2014

    And in 9 months the happy couple will be the proud parents of a beautiful baby dryad.

    +1
  • whobe November 9, 2014

    These stupid fucking Asians can't even translate and put into perspective "Morning Wood" properly.

    -1
  • fulmerino November 9, 2014

    I bet this fucker shits squatted down....

    +4
  • burlyfish November 9, 2014

    I bet when he was a kid he would steal his mothers copy of "better homes & gardens" magazine and jack off to the centerfold .

    +4
  • picklehiesner November 9, 2014

    That tree fucks better than my ex-wife

    +3
  • potrostation November 9, 2014

    9 months later...I am Groot.

    +1
  • eat3beans November 9, 2014

    No

    +2
  • rockinron November 9, 2014

    the tree must have smelt like shit or had shit all over it.

    +3
  • mykejp November 9, 2014

    I've heard of morning wood, but this is too much.

    +2
  • truckingman November 9, 2014

    Horny old men....

    +2
  • joedumber November 9, 2014

    Is that tree of legal age?

    +1
  • uranus November 9, 2014

    Mother fucker needs to stop cock blocking

    +1
  • big_daddy305 November 10, 2014

    I half expected him to stick his hands in his armpits, smell them, and say "SUPERSTAR!"

    +1
  • magnus November 10, 2014

    Woodstock

    +1
  • joedumber November 10, 2014

    I just read some article that said 99% of a tree is organically dead, the 1 is the leaves and roots.

    +1
  • cellule November 10, 2014

    That's how they do a familly tree?

    +1
  • darkmadness November 10, 2014

    I got Wood.

    +1
  • slippy November 11, 2014

    Making a fire. your doing it wrong

    +0
  • dkgarr999 November 12, 2014

    maybe he shoved a woodpecker up his ass?

    +0
 
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