What's more weird, the old Chinese guy humping a tree, or the guy awkwardly standing right there while recording him in silence for a minute or two? I say the let the old pervert hump his tree. At least he's not making more Chinese people.
Tree hugger taking it to the next level.
I've heard of Chinese philosophy talking about being at one with nature but damn.
"My doctor tried to warn me, but that trunk you got, make me so horny!"
tree wont expect to be taken out for a meal or nag him
He must have overdosed on ginseng.
He just wanted to have a \"treesome\"!!
And I just want our WICS!! Or Two Weeks in Crazyshit, actually!!
WOW, Talk about a tree hugger.
the splinter is bigger than his wang.
Must've found a sweet bee-hole.
Big deal. We have thousands of these guys in Oregon.
And in 9 months the happy couple will be the proud parents of a beautiful baby dryad.
These stupid fucking Asians can't even translate and put into perspective "Morning Wood" properly.
I bet this fucker shits squatted down....
I bet when he was a kid he would steal his mothers copy of "better homes & gardens" magazine and jack off to the centerfold .
That tree fucks better than my ex-wife
9 months later...I am Groot.
the tree must have smelt like shit or had shit all over it.
I've heard of morning wood, but this is too much.
Horny old men....
Is that tree of legal age?
Mother fucker needs to stop cock blocking
I half expected him to stick his hands in his armpits, smell them, and say "SUPERSTAR!"
I just read some article that said 99% of a tree is organically dead, the 1 is the leaves and roots.
That's how they do a familly tree?
I got Wood.
Making a fire. your doing it wrong
maybe he shoved a woodpecker up his ass?