God Damnit Jack

Big Jeff
21,876 Views 2 years ago

When Jack's dad says, “Don't fucking microwave this” Jack listens. Well he didn't this time but I bet he will for the rest of time. What a fucking idiot, that shit is so corrosive im surprised he still has eyeballs after that...let alone with how hot that shit is. So Jack you need to start listening more often, but we thank you for not doing so this time.

39 Comments
  • tardnugget November 10, 2014

    Takes me back to my pyrotechnic days as a child. good times good times

    +3
  • dizeer November 10, 2014

    I wanted to see the hot gooey green load in his eye !

    +2
  • ballshorts November 10, 2014

    I'm gonna do this

    +1
  • fistermister November 10, 2014

    My Dad would've took a drink of his beer and told me, " I bet you wont be doing that again."

    +15
  • nybadguy November 10, 2014

    Jack is not a dull boy but he sure is dumb.

    +8
  • lobster November 10, 2014

    Cool ringtone, dad

    -1
  • donunderstan November 10, 2014

    Should've pulled it out earlier Jack. Just like your dad wishes he had.

    +15
  • junkhunter November 10, 2014

    Good going there Jack

    +3
  • goodster November 10, 2014

    ^^^^Ballshorts,,,,,,, GET A VIDEO FOR US!!!!

    +3
  • whobe November 10, 2014

    Jack. Come into the light. Jack.

    +3
  • supson November 10, 2014

    Insert another into the anus to relieve pain.

    +2
  • ghosthunter November 10, 2014

    Hope that Fuck Tard don't have kids..

    +2
  • otakuharakiri November 10, 2014

    That awesome shirt is even more awesome now that it glows.

    +3
  • crackerkiller November 10, 2014

    lmao..... dumb CRACKER....

    -11
  • burlyfish November 10, 2014

    What a Jack off !!!!

    +2
  • darkmadness November 10, 2014

    Rofl my father would have said, Do it again

    +2
  • aquahollic November 10, 2014

    "what if I fucking go blind" well then you won't be playing with glowsticks anymore I guess...

    +3
  • darkmadness November 10, 2014

    As the microwave was counting down that last 15 seconds, i was counting when it will blow up .

    +2
  • picklehiesner November 10, 2014

    I don't give a fuck if you go blind jack you ruined your shirt and knocked moms spider thing down !

    +3
  • bigtex November 10, 2014

    The only person in this house that's allowed to get hot gooey substance blown into the face is your mom and the babysitter!!

    +7
  • bigtex November 10, 2014

    @cracksmoker, glad to see you were able to get the government to approve you for another free library card so you can come on here and make the same fucking comment over and over!! I'm proud of you buddy!! You do fairly well for having down syndrome!!

    +3
  • crackerkiller November 10, 2014

    go get in your TP pocahonats

    -6
  • potrostation November 10, 2014

    @ fistermister: My old man would have said "Learned something did't you?"+1

    +1
  • nh3kid November 10, 2014

    "Jack" Ass !

    +1
  • happyjack November 10, 2014

    That must be one hell of a shirt. Of course you are going to rinse your eyes with water. To all you stupid fucking kids out there if you get something in your eye doing something stupid whatever it is feel free to rinse your eyes with water. Don't wait for somebody to tell you can do it.

    +4
  • bigtex November 10, 2014

    @crackhead, you say the same stupid shit. Try to lay off the crack and be a bit more creative!!

    +2
  • jack1031 November 10, 2014

    Fuck his eyes I just hope that awesome shirt isn't ruined.

    +1
  • handsomedevil November 10, 2014

    i'v actually seen the shirt, and it was, indeed, both awesome and beautiful. the dad wasn't bullshittin'.

    +1
  • crackerkiller November 10, 2014

    pocahontas i say what the fuck i wont,you worry about getting your + and - cause i don't give a fuck..na stop swing on my nuts

    -8
  • joedumber November 10, 2014

    @happyjack actually, water can react with some chemical substances thats why he had to wait and find out first, but impatience won. In MRE's there is a heat pack that heats when water is added to it. The chemical is Magnesium and rises to 100 degrees. It is the equivalent of iron rusting at a slower rate.

    +0
  • rockinron November 10, 2014

    dumb niggas say wtf?

    +3
  • bigtex November 10, 2014

    @crackhead, you say what you \"wont\"?? How far has that gotten you in life!? You have no nuts or brains!! You're an absolute parasite!! Completely worthless to society!!

    +5
  • crackerkiller November 11, 2014

    i c crazyshit is your life,you here everyday all day look for + and- get a fucking life you worthless piece of shit!!!!

    -3
  • no40 November 11, 2014

    WATER CUNT

    +0
  • dozer67 November 11, 2014

    @bigtex I got to hand it to you bud you have made crackerkiller reply the most I have ever see him do in the PG, see you can teach an old nigger new tricks..

    -1
  • pussysurveyor November 11, 2014

    That's because he is an old nigger, you stupid bastard.

    -1
  • chipship November 12, 2014

    ...with a BEAUTIFUL shirt on...damn it jack.

    +1
  • cellule November 12, 2014

    Jack-O-Lantern just got himself a beautyfull glow-in-the-dark shirt.

    +0
  • tibiafinger November 13, 2014

    white boys crack me up. they are so creative in fucking themselves up.

    +0
 
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