This guy didn't make it across the tracks

jay
25,882 Views 2 years ago

In this world you have to be fast and nipple. Not slow and a target. This guy, well this guy has just proved that natural selection still works. Sure we have cures for some pretty major diseases, but trains and busses are here to stay, and those mother fuckers are taking people out like bubonic plague used to.

23 Comments
  • nybadguy November 11, 2014

    Looks like a suicide fail to me.

    +0
  • marcodufour November 11, 2014

    It must be Gunga Din`s earmuffs that stopped him hearing the train coming.

    +1
  • tardnugget November 11, 2014

    i got dibs on that wound pussy

    +1
  • eat3beans November 11, 2014

    Pick him up by his arms and swing him around and around

    +1
  • whobe November 11, 2014

    Help him out lay him back on the tracks.

    +3
  • honkie365 November 11, 2014

    Won't try that again.

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 11, 2014

    Half wit

    +4
  • crazyvet November 11, 2014

    When I was a kid, we would put pennies on the tracks. Times have changed.

    +2
  • donunderstan November 11, 2014

    I'll take fast and nipple any day thank you very much.

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc November 11, 2014

    Wtf have nipples to do with this? I mean be may be nimble but I dont see any nipples anywhere which is a disappointment.

    +4
  • longhungwong November 11, 2014

    Must have thought they where goat tracks.

    +0
  • rockinron November 11, 2014

    @tardnugget don't even think about movin in on my wound pussy dude !! or you'll be my next wound pussy session!

    +3
  • longhungwong November 11, 2014

    Nothing to see here come on guys lets split!

    +0
  • chefren November 11, 2014

    Well, as I see it he kinda made it across one track.

    +0
  • bigtex November 11, 2014

    You are a real fucking loser when you can't even succeed at killing yourself!! Sorry, no sympathy for anyone selfish enough to kill themselves!!

    +0
  • tardnugget November 11, 2014

    @Rockinron EN GARDE!

    +1
  • fulmerino November 11, 2014

    Aziz, I can't feel my legs...

    +0
  • fulmerino November 11, 2014

    This guy is one of the few people that know what it feels like to get hit by a train.

    +0
  • captjim November 11, 2014

    ISIS weight loss program.

    +0
  • joedumber November 11, 2014

    train engineer must of been blogging on crazy shit cause the train is long gone.

    +0
  • makeyarise November 12, 2014

    Halfway there

    +0
  • cellule November 12, 2014

    Cheaper than waisting pennies..

    +0
  • microwave104 June 9, 2015

    snidely whiplash didnt even tie him down

    +0
 
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