Drunk Idiot Cuts Off His Own Finger

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Adam H.
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I think they might be speaking English, but I don't know what the fuck they're saying. But I do know that this guy is a drunk moron. I'd say that will hurt a lot more once he sobers up, but I have a feeling he never sobers up.

30 Comments
  • bigtex November 18, 2014

    Now chop your head off, moron!!!

    +1
  • ludenlasivius November 18, 2014

    I don't think this charity challenge is gonna catch on.

    +2
  • whobe November 18, 2014

    At least he can hold the bottle with his other hand.

    +1
  • boobles November 18, 2014

    If my hubby ever does that, it sure as hell better not be the finger that diddles....

    +2
  • rockinron November 18, 2014

    @boobles as long as i have a tongue your clit is in no danger of not getting its daily diddle!!

    +0
  • otakuharakiri November 18, 2014

    The man from Rio: Russian bootleg edition

    +0
  • marcodufour November 18, 2014

    Drunk Welsh people enough said.

    +4
  • fuzzynaval420 November 18, 2014

    What does that prove.

    +0
  • eat3beans November 18, 2014

    Well I heard you can live without your spleen, let's take that out

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 18, 2014

    Told ya i would do it

    +2
  • naktaa November 18, 2014

    You're in the club!

    +1
  • darkmadness November 18, 2014

    What the fuck would the context be to even start about thinking of doing shit like that, honestly i love seeing morons get hurt,but they are just retarded.

    +1
  • eject November 18, 2014

    That's not what she meant by \"finger bang\"

    +2
  • jayisafag November 18, 2014

    I couldn't. That would mean I'd only have one pinkie left to pick my nose. Fuck that.

    +2
  • cellule November 18, 2014

    Wow! I can understand russian!! Gimme vodka!

    +1
  • truckingman November 18, 2014

    That's one Fuck up bet who else did this Shit?

    +2
  • spazman November 18, 2014

    Perfect amount of alcohol to provide us with some good entertainment. Bravo you fucking idiot.

    +2
  • realtalks November 18, 2014

    He went about adding an inch to his tiny cock the wrong way!

    +2
  • fulmerino November 18, 2014

    Usually, if you ask someone how they lost their finger, it's already some gnarly accident. Not this dude. I got drunk, woke up without it. That's it.

    +2
  • englishgent November 18, 2014

    Marco +1.

    +2
  • wardo56 November 18, 2014

    fucking straight people

    +2
  • happyjack November 19, 2014

    Quite possibly the most idiotic thing that I've ever seen.

    -2
  • tardnugget November 19, 2014

    Whoa dude youre going to put an eye out if youre not careful. good to see a first aid kit. safety first.

    +0
  • dullfeathers November 19, 2014

    Not so much of the shocker anymore.

    +1
  • handsomedevil November 19, 2014

    now he has to wear open toe sandals to count to ten.

    +0
  • wisconsinjed November 19, 2014

    Hey Marco! How the hell you gonna do pub crawls if you cut off your finger? Hey! I guess you could do pub rolls! Now that that is settled, let er' rip tater chip! Peace!

    +1
  • norwegiandrunk November 19, 2014

    and now he only can count to 9.5

    +0
  • bobbabooey November 19, 2014

    Ben Bailey has a lot of free time since Cash Cab got cancelled

    +1
  • englishgent November 19, 2014

    @wisconsinjed , Marco is English so wouldn't partake in such tomfoolery!

    +1
  • marcodufour November 21, 2014

    @englishgent Well said Sir.

    +1
 
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