He's Not part of the Race

jay
17,395 Views 2 years ago

Pedro clearly wasn't part of this race, and now he is no longer part of this world. Pedro has moved on from our world and is standing before some Mexican god, trying to explain how he wasn't paying attention at the horse race, and got ran the fuck over!

24 Comments
  • pinkdildolickr November 21, 2014

    He was trying to get the horses out of the way so he can mow the grass

    +8
  • azzholee November 21, 2014

    typical hit and run case

    +1
  • donunderstan November 21, 2014

    Killer prank! Someone put a \"Border Crossing\" sign on the gaurd rail.

    +7
  • longhungwong November 21, 2014

    That's what you get for horsing around Pancho!

    +4
  • woozlewuzzle November 21, 2014

    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!

    +1
  • realtalks November 21, 2014

    It was a million to juan hit!

    +13
  • longhungwong November 21, 2014

    Crossing the border of death..

    +2
  • whobe November 21, 2014

    Mexican't.

    +4
  • picklehiesner November 21, 2014

    You won't be horsing around any more Pedro

    +2
  • eat3beans November 21, 2014

    You can tell by the thud his body was made from 100% organic pinto beans

    +7
  • iluvkitty November 21, 2014

    Please don't make fun of my fellow Mexican. Remember, We only laugh at SnackBars guys

    -5
  • otakuharakiri November 21, 2014

    I feel sorry for the guy who put money on that horse.

    +3
  • englishgent November 21, 2014

    @realtalks +1 sir. Very good.

    +4
  • rockinron November 21, 2014

    @iluvkitty well then this dude's been eating at the snack bar alot from the size of him.

    +2
  • cellule November 21, 2014

    "Evolution, Communication, Compromise" ..winner..

    +3
  • bobbabooey November 21, 2014

    Apparently he used up all his luck on the lottery. He'll be eating burritos through a straw for the rest of his life now.

    +4
  • kanada November 21, 2014

    This guy came from a one-horse town.

    +5
  • darkmadness November 21, 2014

    You could actually see the taco flying out of his hand.

    +7
  • kanada November 21, 2014

    Drones cover must of the US/Mexico border. But nothing says 'stay the fuck out' like mounted border patrol.

    +2
  • fistermister November 21, 2014

    One way or another They're gonna get you......♪

    +1
  • potrostation November 21, 2014

    Obama gave him amnesty now he thinks he can cross anything.

    +8
  • douchecanoe November 21, 2014

    He just thought he got fucked up last year at the Beaner 500

    +2
  • truckingman November 21, 2014

    Horse trampled peice of Shit Road Kill...

    +1
  • dullfeathers November 22, 2014

    I concur .....realtalks killin it! +10 if I could.

    +1
 
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