Mopeds Make Him Horny

Who the fuck just pulls their moped over, whips out their dick and starts jacking off? That's pretty fucked up. At least it's nice to know that he'll be getting run over by a truck or hit by a car on the drive home.

19 Comments
  • donunderstan December 5, 2014

    What'd you do today? Nothing, just played with my hog.

    +4
  • bobbabooey December 5, 2014

    Is that thing a 2-stroke?

    +9
  • fistermister December 5, 2014

    $10 says he has Mom hacked up and in the deep freezer in the basement.

    +4
  • naktaa December 5, 2014

    ^^^ i'm more worried about the guys who cut up their dicks

    +3
  • bobbabooey December 5, 2014

    I always said guys on mopeds are a bunch of jerkoffs.

    +10
  • otakuharakiri December 5, 2014

    Where's a friegtliner when you need one?

    +2
  • pinkdildolickr December 5, 2014

    He can't get any pussy, he's all out of squid

    +4
  • eat3beans December 5, 2014

    Just wait 5 minutes, he'll be dead anyway on the road somewhere

    +2
  • whobe December 5, 2014

    Shouldn't have shit in that poison ivy patch.

    +4
  • fingers December 5, 2014

    Moped porn. Never heard of that before.

    +2
  • dozer67 December 5, 2014

    Before camera phones we never got to see how many sick fucks there are in this world,thanks a lot technology.

    +6
  • picklehiesner December 5, 2014

    Good a place as any I guess

    +4
  • truckingman December 5, 2014

    WTMF"BF???

    +1
  • honkie365 December 5, 2014

    That's how he calls Adam.

    +3
  • longhungwong December 5, 2014

    Those mopeds don't have a lot of pulling power but I don't see how that's going to help.

    +4
  • englishgent December 5, 2014

    He'll end up on here soon enough, all mangled up under a truck. Dirty fuckin slope.

    +0
  • rockinron December 5, 2014

    thats one asian that needs to meet the evil bus.

    +2
  • vaticider December 5, 2014

    Can't help but think of "Will Jerk Off For Bananas" every time I see these people.

    +2
  • handsomedevil December 6, 2014

    at least he's wearing a helmet. safest sex you can ever have.

    +1
 
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