I Take It The Train Already Came

That has to be miserable, but it's really hard to feel sorry for someone who got run over by a train. It's not like it came out of nowhere without any warning. Trains are big, loud and travel on tracks, so if you get hit by one, most likely you are a fucking idiot.

40 Comments
  • ghosthunter December 5, 2014

    Back up and finish him off..

    +6
  • fistermister December 5, 2014

    Keep your head right there, another one will be coming along shortly.

    +9
  • bobbabooey December 5, 2014

    Just this morning he told me he'd never been fucked.

    +7
  • pinkdildolickr December 5, 2014

    I would have expected more blood...

    +5
  • xizang December 5, 2014

    Both femoral arteries severed along with both legs. He didn't take long to bleed out and die.

    +4
  • otakuharakiri December 5, 2014

    I agree with Adam. Anyone dumb enough to get hit by a fucking train just doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    +4
  • nucnfuts December 5, 2014

    answer the phone...

    +6
  • wifebeater2000 December 5, 2014

    death is calling , its for u

    +5
  • hidden-_-evil December 5, 2014

    Look what a wittle peepee

    +2
  • eat3beans December 5, 2014

    I smell mustard curry

    +1
  • getfucked December 5, 2014

    Walk it off pussy.

    +6
  • whobe December 5, 2014

    He's going to be late for his IQ test.

    +5
  • fuzzynaval420 December 5, 2014

    He's reaching around like fuck my legs gotta be around here somewhere.

    +4
  • sinistermidget December 5, 2014

    damn nothing worse than gettin your nuts skinned...

    +6
  • realtalks December 5, 2014

    At that point you might as well finish the job, best to pick up one of the many rocks in the area and do him a favor

    +4
  • fingers December 5, 2014

    Do the humane thing and drop a big rock on his head.

    +4
  • dozer67 December 5, 2014

    Don't worry one will be buy in 15min to finish the job.

    +3
  • vulture December 5, 2014

    your heads in the right place the pain will be over soon

    +3
  • makeyarise December 5, 2014

    U lil wiggle worm.. Suck it up!!

    +2
  • ouch December 5, 2014

    Sux to be you

    +2
  • siko666 December 5, 2014

    God damn, it even took the skin of his nuts !!

    +3
  • picklehiesner December 5, 2014

    Don't text and cross tracks

    +3
  • madkraze December 5, 2014

    At least his family jewels well be just fine

    +2
  • truckingman December 5, 2014

    He is FUCKED Death is a coming, Sad....

    Shaking his head, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • fingers December 5, 2014

    Are short caskets cheaper?

    +4
  • xizang December 5, 2014

    Did the train crush off his penis and balls, or are they bobbing around there in the bloody mess? Maybe he can rub off one last orgasm before he bleeds out and dies.

    +2
  • longhungwong December 5, 2014

    That sucks.. He won't be able to ride most of the good rides at six flags anymore

    +6
  • englishgent December 5, 2014

    Who gives a fuck he's an Akbar.

    -4
  • pizzapie December 5, 2014

    His protest was a success

    +3
  • rockinron December 5, 2014

    its ok dude your not gonna die...........for 3-4 more days of infection.

    +1
  • vaticider December 5, 2014

    Really just kill him... It sucks to be a cripple, but to be a cripple in that place..UGH

    +1
  • truckingman December 5, 2014

    Someone please give him a shot of morphine, a shot of Jack, a smoke, and a bullet to the head to end his suffering....

    Sinceerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3
  • txdo_msk December 5, 2014

    Toss Bob back into the pool.

    +0
  • dracos December 6, 2014

    poppin bonners like a boss

    +0
  • handsomedevil December 6, 2014

    plays a mean leg-guitar, tho!

    +1
  • justvisiting December 6, 2014

    An advantage of having a short dick - it came through unscathed.

    +2
  • askyoursister December 6, 2014

    Dude... Your balls are showing!

    +1
  • r1d30rd13 December 7, 2014

    New nickname "cocknballs"

    +0
  • suckzone December 9, 2014

    Bunch of shit happens when you leave the call center.

    +0
  • cag5150 August 26, 2016

    looks like he was trying to jerk off one last time....I know I would

    +0
 
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