Drunk Made It Home

jay
18,571 Views 2 years ago

I seriously laughed for a solid 5 minutes on this video. Hell, I am even giggling right now as I type this up. Ironically, my girl walked by as I was putting this video up and asked if that was me in the video. She doesn't know me at all! I pass out where ever the fuck I want, and never make it inside the house.

21 Comments
  • rockinron December 6, 2014

    would have loved to see the dog walk up and piss on his head.

    +4
  • whobe December 6, 2014

    Don't ever land with the speed brakes on.

    +2
  • realtalks December 6, 2014

    Jedi not you are sir!

    +2
  • breakfastblunt December 6, 2014

    Vlad got home just in time for his vodka induced siesta. Nothin like a karkrash nap to start off his day full of road rage and fist fights.

    +2
  • fistermister December 6, 2014

    Why did you trip me motherfucker?

    +2
  • potrostation December 6, 2014

    Who among us has not done this walk of shame? They found the key hole in lees then 20 min. There's an achievement.

    +3
  • mykejp December 6, 2014

    Reminds me of myself in Florida in 1988, after 3 Long Island Iced Teas.

    +3
  • crazyvet December 6, 2014

    This is the kind of drunk where you wake up and your pants are gone and your asshole hurts for some reason.

    +2
  • eat3beans December 6, 2014

    That's me getting in the truck to go to work in the morning

    +9
  • vulture December 6, 2014

    wicked chose of music Jay

    +3
  • fulmerino December 6, 2014

    That dude was so patient. I'd have hit that motherfucker aand took the keys from him. And passed out in front of the locked door.

    +5
  • truckingman December 6, 2014

    Well at least he is home...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2
  • pinkdildolickr December 6, 2014

    His friend totally set him up for that...might as well go through his pockets and buttfuck him now

    +3
  • ghosthunter December 6, 2014

    TIMBER !!

    +2
  • longhungwong December 6, 2014

    I bought a big bottle of cheap vodka once.. had female roommate to share expenses at the time.. I didn't recall but, she said I woke up took a piss next to the fridge and looked like I was trying to put toilet seat back down at least. and just passed out in the living room floor and that she took $20 from my wallet since she had to clean up my mess.. bitch... and in advance nope she never did put out demmit.

    +2
  • vaticider December 6, 2014

    Rape is in the air...

    +1
  • pussysurveyor December 6, 2014

    Honey: I'm home.

    -1
  • pussysurveyor December 6, 2014

    @longhungwong And then you shoved the bottle in your ass and called it a night.

    -3
  • bobbabooey December 6, 2014

    He just got back from a Russian game show

    +2
  • longhungwong December 6, 2014

    Quit fantasizing about me queer @pussysurveyor

    +5
  • jazen December 7, 2014

    Somehow I wound up in the master bedroom walk in closet, pissing in the clothes basket. Wife was apparently sleeping. To top it off, it was pitch black and I couldn't find my way out. Had to beat on the walls to get the wife up and help me this motherfucker. She had more questions than answers, and I was in no mood to chat. Especially the question about "What the fuck were you doing in there in the first place"? Needless to say, that was the question I was trying to avoid.

    +3
 
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