Monkeys Delivering Beers, Yes Please

jay
12,832 Views 2 years ago

Ohh Japan, I am in love with your country, I really do. You had me at your weird fetishes, and now, it's monkeys that deliver beers to your table. Now, where do the monkey poo flinging show start?

25 Comments
  • woozlewuzzle December 7, 2014

    And then they ate him.

    +3
  • pinkdildolickr December 7, 2014

    See what happens when fast food workers strike for $15/hr? The company brings in better qualified replacements

    +13
  • bennyboy19 December 7, 2014

    Go ahead monkey activists, but I think it (or he or she, whatever)is better working than being cooked in a fried stew.

    +5
  • mrlongshot December 7, 2014

    That's how it starts. Then they learn to read and write. Before you know it, they think you owe them everything and start looting and inciting riots.

    +10
  • whobe December 7, 2014

    I hope he washes his hands after he takes a dump.

    +3
  • urapnes1701d December 7, 2014

    Bar midgets everywhere cringe with layoff fears.

    +3
  • rockinron December 7, 2014

    after 10-12 years of service, he will become the main center course for some rich asshole whole wants to eat live monkey brains.(yes live)

    +2
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    -5
  • fuzzynaval420 December 7, 2014

    This is my dream. A tiny monkey friend delivering me snacks and cold brews. Paradise.

    +2
  • goodster December 7, 2014

    What the hell?? You cut it off just as it was getting good. The two monkeys in the background were just about to GET IT ON!

    +3
  • pussysurveyor December 7, 2014

    Big fucking deal. In the Philippines, cute little monkeys (sans tails) would deliver you a beer, suck your dick, then fuck you silly, all for five USD. Including the San Miguel.

    -4
  • longhungwong December 7, 2014

    I can see the monkey waitresses flirting with the customers already... "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

    +4
  • truckingman December 7, 2014

    Talented little Fuck...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2
  • eat3beans December 7, 2014

    The people in the south wanted wanted one of those, I mean many. And they picked cotton for hundreds of years.... Until the rise of the planet of the apes! Then they ran for president and won! Then the country they dominated became full of pussies and couldn't even wipe their own asses.

    +8
  • fuckhowyoufeel December 7, 2014

    What's so special about this video? Yea I know you don't always see a working negro... Maybe because he's super short

    +1
  • makeyarise December 7, 2014

    Awww... Isn't that cute!! All fun n games until they adapt and get bad attitudes, entitlements and more rights than all others! And then.... Never mind, could write a book.

    +3
  • anomalous December 7, 2014

    rockinron reincarnated.

    +0
  • picklehiesner December 7, 2014

    Keep that shit throwing meat whacking monkeys hands off my beer

    +2
  • honkie365 December 7, 2014

    If that monkey was wearing a suit he'd remind me of someone.

    +3
  • bobbabooey December 7, 2014

    Even the monkeys look asian over there!

    +4
  • englishgent December 7, 2014

    Ugly fucking barmaids over there!

    +3
  • mykejp December 7, 2014

    Now if only my dog can fetch beer...

    +1
  • vaticider December 8, 2014

    Come-on who didn't think to themselves, "I have a dream".

    -1
  • otakuharakiri December 8, 2014

    Don't these guys know that it's bad manners to play with their food?

    +2
  • loulou December 8, 2014

    That guy is smart as shit, those aren't monkeys they are his ugly ass little kids.

    +0
 
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