Swimming With The Crocs

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Adam H.
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Having a giant crocodile chasing after you will surely ruin a good swim. I bet he's leaving a nice trail of shit behind him. Fuck that.

20 Comments
  • crazyvet December 13, 2014

    If you want to invade his world, prepare to get your stupid ass eaten.

    +3
  • mrlongshot December 13, 2014

    At that point, fuck swimming, I'll walk to shore.

    +2
  • dracos December 13, 2014

    note to self ...when trying to get away from a crock in the water dont swim like a dying animal

    +4
  • chupamiverga December 13, 2014

    doubt it was even trying, crocs can swim a lot faster then that

    +5
  • madkraze December 13, 2014

    Don't throw things in the tank

    +4
  • truckingman December 13, 2014

    "Du-dun, du-dun, Du-dun, du-dun, du-dun, dun duna, du-dun, du-dun....

    +2
  • poonpirate December 13, 2014

    Between this and Sharks why do we swim?

    +2
  • keefchief December 13, 2014

    u missed you fucking ass!...u hit the croc!

    +2
  • realtalks December 13, 2014

    What a croc of shit , I thought he was gonna get his ass shred apart

    +3
  • rockinron December 13, 2014

    i been to florida over a dozen times. i wade at the beach and have never even gotten close to the water inland fuck that shit becoming a gator snack!

    +2
  • englishgent December 13, 2014

    What a pussy, he could have swam towards it and poked its eyes out with a penknife. It's only a fucking lizard.....yeah I'm joking ;)

    +2
  • otakuharakiri December 13, 2014

    Of course. leave it to some broad to distract it while were waiting for that dude to become an hors d'oeurve for that gator.

    +2
  • truckingman December 13, 2014

    Big gotors live in the Suwannee Rockinron. You to watch were you swim in the river luckly almost all the sprrings on the Suwannee are to cold for them to swim into. So you are safe swiming in the springs. I am just saying...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • longhungwong December 13, 2014

    A true beaner would have made boots and belts out of that fucker...

    +4
  • dracos December 13, 2014

    truckingman your wrong, gators do go to the springs, they survive much colder water up in the Carolinas.The reason you think your safe is because gator attacks on humans are rare. They're a bit slower and less aggressive but still way too fast for us humans to escape if they decide to attack in the water. .What you have in the clip here is a true central american crock , the fact is, if the guy actually made it out alive he was very lucky indeed.The object that was thrown at it is probably the main reason we didnt see the water clouded red with floating beans everywhere .

    +3
  • truckingman December 13, 2014

    @dracos: I thought with MF" Cool Ass water that gators would avoid the springs. Gators are tough MOTHER FUCKERS...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • kanada December 13, 2014

    Robert knows that, he's just trying to get RR eaten by a crock.

    +3
  • bigtex December 13, 2014

    This should have been posted on, "nearlycrazyshit.com instead!!

    +3
  • bobbabooey December 13, 2014

    If I was him I'd pull a Jesus and walk on water

    +2
  • breakfastblunt December 15, 2014

    Croc didn't want no pintos in his burrito

    +0
 
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