There's a lesson to be learned here. If you want to fuck some other dude's wife, don't let him catch you. Especially if he has a machete. Hopefully for this guy, he's still got his beat off hand. That split ear might become a hot new trend too.
He got easy, the husband was aiming for the dick and balls.
Second world Santas elf
The emergency room has a garage door. I don't think that thing's getting put back on.
came in peace, left in pieces
Love how they won't let his bloody ass lay on their clean beds.
I don't want to hear any fucking excuse, get back to work.
Somebody give him a hand, and lend him an ear.
Hipsters and attention whore douchebags will definitely catch on to the split ear.
Within 30 seconds of death. Video shut off too soon.
It's going to take a lot of toilet paper to wipe all that shit.
can you wait outside and come in when you've stopped leaking
you got something in your ear ....oh it's your is your fucking ego..ashole
His Fuckin ear looks like packman
Look on the bright side you can use your severed hand to give yourself a handi
Stay away from married chicks.. ya heard me?
i don't know what's worst his hand or that fucking hospital
@crackerkiller. Yeah. And let's hope the doctors aren't black.
All I said was look at that crazy naked bitch walking with a knife.
Nice try at blocking the machete .... With your HAND
finally!! wound pussy!! fapafapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Dobbie got the shit beat out of him.
I'm scared shitless of a machete..
Lucky Bastard, you got away with your life, spilt ear, and a missing hand...
@ghosthunter dude must've pinched the crazy lady's ass..
Sittin' here on death row,
Behind a ton of steel.
They say before I die,
I gotta eat my last meal.
I wanna double yolked egg from a [garbled] pidgeon with fried bat wings over easy.
The left hind leg of a black giraffe cooked medium rare, not too greasy.
Smoked rhinoceros, pickled ant-eaters a plate of elephant stew.
One mandrake root and a rabbit's tung and a jaw of kangaroo.
Now you know how I feel!
I'll be ready to die now,
Just as soon as I eat my last meal!
I hear yuh!
I want fresh tear-drops from a new-born child in a glass made in timbuktu.
If you can't get that, try a stewed pole-cat smothered with catfish brew.
Take the ears from a rat-tailed monkey mixed with a spider's left eye.
And make me a sald of jungle roots and I'll be ready to die!
it must suck to be ron. poor lad can't differentiate wound-pussy from getting a handjob from a guy. smdh
Niggers will be niggers
I am pretty sure this video proves the ole' adage "down the road, not across the street" once and for all. Peace all!
I hope they make one-handed weed eaters
Lucky for him it was his hand and not his man parts, they make decent prosthetic hand that work like the real hand but once you lose your penis not the same using a strap on to have sex with your girl friend.