Caught Red Handed

There's a lesson to be learned here. If you want to fuck some other dude's wife, don't let him catch you. Especially if he has a machete. Hopefully for this guy, he's still got his beat off hand. That split ear might become a hot new trend too.

30 Comments
  • yeayeayea December 17, 2014

    He got easy, the husband was aiming for the dick and balls.

    +2
  • johnhancock December 17, 2014

    Second world Santas elf

    +1
  • bobbabooey December 17, 2014

    The emergency room has a garage door. I don't think that thing's getting put back on.

    +16
  • isnogood December 17, 2014

    came in peace, left in pieces

    +7
  • crazyvet December 17, 2014

    Love how they won't let his bloody ass lay on their clean beds.

    +1
  • fistermister December 17, 2014

    I don't want to hear any fucking excuse, get back to work.

    +1
  • iluvkitty December 17, 2014

    Somebody give him a hand, and lend him an ear.

    +6
  • fuzzynaval420 December 17, 2014

    Hipsters and attention whore douchebags will definitely catch on to the split ear.

    +4
  • mrlongshot December 17, 2014

    Within 30 seconds of death. Video shut off too soon.

    +2
  • cellule December 17, 2014

    It's going to take a lot of toilet paper to wipe all that shit.

    +1
  • vulture December 17, 2014

    can you wait outside and come in when you've stopped leaking

    +4
  • magnus December 17, 2014

    you got something in your ear ....oh it's your is your fucking ego..ashole

    +3
  • nybadguy December 17, 2014

    His Fuckin ear looks like packman

    +3
  • realtalks December 17, 2014

    Look on the bright side you can use your severed hand to give yourself a handi

    +2
  • longhungwong December 17, 2014

    Stay away from married chicks.. ya heard me?

    +2
  • crackerkiller December 17, 2014

    i don't know what's worst his hand or that fucking hospital

    -2
  • nybadguy December 17, 2014

    @crackerkiller. Yeah. And let's hope the doctors aren't black.

    +5
  • ghosthunter December 17, 2014

    All I said was look at that crazy naked bitch walking with a knife.

    +4
  • burlyfish December 17, 2014

    Nice try at blocking the machete .... With your HAND

    +2
  • rockinron December 17, 2014

    finally!! wound pussy!! fapafapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

    +6
  • potrostation December 17, 2014

    Dobbie got the shit beat out of him.

    +2
  • vaticider December 17, 2014

    I'm scared shitless of a machete..

    +1
  • truckingman December 17, 2014

    Lucky Bastard, you got away with your life, spilt ear, and a missing hand...

    +1
  • fulmerino December 17, 2014

    @ghosthunter dude must've pinched the crazy lady's ass..

    +1
  • spinal12 December 17, 2014

    Sittin' here on death row,

    Behind a ton of steel.

    They say before I die,

    I gotta eat my last meal.

    I wanna double yolked egg from a [garbled] pidgeon with fried bat wings over easy.

    The left hind leg of a black giraffe cooked medium rare, not too greasy.

    Smoked rhinoceros, pickled ant-eaters a plate of elephant stew.

    One mandrake root and a rabbit's tung and a jaw of kangaroo.

    Oh Lord!

    Now you know how I feel!

    I'll be ready to die now,

    Just as soon as I eat my last meal!

    I hear yuh!

    I want fresh tear-drops from a new-born child in a glass made in timbuktu.

    If you can't get that, try a stewed pole-cat smothered with catfish brew.

    Take the ears from a rat-tailed monkey mixed with a spider's left eye.

    And make me a sald of jungle roots and I'll be ready to die!

    -2
  • handsomedevil December 18, 2014

    it must suck to be ron. poor lad can't differentiate wound-pussy from getting a handjob from a guy. smdh

    +0
  • junkhunter December 18, 2014

    Niggers will be niggers

    +1
  • wisconsinjed December 18, 2014

    I am pretty sure this video proves the ole' adage "down the road, not across the street" once and for all. Peace all!

    -1
  • bobbabooey January 13, 2015

    I hope they make one-handed weed eaters

    +0
  • yumadave April 9, 2015

    Lucky for him it was his hand and not his man parts, they make decent prosthetic hand that work like the real hand but once you lose your penis not the same using a strap on to have sex with your girl friend.

    +0
 
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