Jay's got nothing for you today, and that's exactly what you can see in his video. Nothing. Enjoy your weekend and all your shitty Christmas presents next week, bitches.
That was the "Weak" in crazyshit! Goddamn.......
The one above is for sbohica & happyjack.
What the fuck with this life on Mars shit. Fuckin rockinron Actually told me something cool.
Not for nothing, but how do you rank the top comments? My 6 foot asshole comment got more votes AND my comment about the girl getting kicked in the gut got more votes still. I'm sure there's a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous. Just "axing," as they say in the parlance of our times.
Damn bobba!!! Shud we get u a box of tissue? I've made the top ten a cpl times BUT..... Do u know the very last thing I have on my mind in this life? Whether or not I matter on this site!! I love CS, first visited '99, '00, somewhere round there but chill bra. I think all ur comments are funny as hell. Jay and the boys spread the love. Its an awesome community, can't b the best every week...
@ bobbabooey: You're looking for a level of professionalism that just isn't there. There is either a rue let table or a dart board involved in the dissension making. I've been skunked before too. I've gotten COTW from something I thought was totally lame. It's no big deal. LOL
@sbohica, check out the above, what I wrote about u & hj.
Yes kanada, I checkd it out. Makes no sense to me! Happy's a cool cat! You, I'm beginning to wonder about... Try a different angle, something, to make it credible..
@fingers: It would be cool if it was right. The Curiosity rover found organic molecules on Mars - namely, hydrogen, oxygen and carbon atoms. While these molecules are the building blocks of life, their presence does not necessarily indicate life was present on the planet. According to NASA, they can come from processes that do not involve life.
So there you have it. Crazyshit: home of intelligent conversation since...oh, who the fuck am I kidding?
@sbo, OK thx. Just thought it would make you laugh. I won't break it down for you, I'm sure hj will get it if he sees it.
@assmasterson. Kudos! If anyone who can add 2+2 and come up with 4, believes that we are the ONLY life in a universe that our small brains cannot even comprehend, is crazy!!! I believe there are billions of intelligent civilizations out there but until we conquer the ole "travel" thing, this is it! Humanity, if we can make it and evolve, has bout 2+ billion years to figure it out before our sun gets fat and swallows us like a drunk whore!!!
Most people can't comprehend 'a billion'. If you count nonstop @ 1 number a second, it would take you 31 years, 251 day & 7 hours to reach 1 billion. I don't think of it as a physical travel, but a mental travel. If we were supposed to fly we would have wings. All the ideas -thoughts- you have in your head actually happen-are created-in 'the gap'. The gap is where everything is created. And the gap is in between each of your thoughts.
@assmasterson i see the professor left out the part where they found methan gas in the rocks. and where the fuck does methan gas come from boys and girls? it comes from its only source, biological life, it can be microbial or a fucking hippo. but it only comes from carbon based organic biological life.
@sbo & potro, I know, was just askin'. Wasn't trying to sweat it, just bustin' balls.
Thanks for the compliment, Ron. I appreciate being called professor. I don't claim to be one, though; I'm just a guy who knows how to read. And according to what I've read, methane can be produced either biologically or geophysically. In other words, it can be produced by living organisms (90% of Earth's methane is produced just that way), or through non-living geological interactions. Although Curiosity did detect methane on Mars, it is in such small amounts (one part per billion, with occasional bursts reaching ten times that much) that geophysical activity can account for all of it. As with the organic molecules, the mere presence of methane on Mars isn't sufficient to declare that there is life on the planet, although biological origins can't be ruled out, either. More research is needed. Sorry if this undermines the stellar credibility of The Week in Crazyshit News. I guess you won't be getting that Pulitzer just yet.
@kanada: I thought the gap was between each woman's thighs.
@assmasterson, I'm impressed but not sold on your informative comments. So I'm gonna have to go with rr and his 'a fucking hippo' theory. Sure there might not be life on Mars right now. But according to rr a flatulent fucking hippo did at one time roam Mars.
Like sand through your urethra...so are the days of a crazy shitters life! Waaaaaaaaa!
Hmmm...farting fucking hippos. Maybe Ron is thinking of the women he brings home.
First off @Rockinron the way that you pronounce ISIS is ridiculous. Have you really not heard how every other human being on earth says it? I usually don't like criticizing people who are doing something that I haven't done better myself, but a little perpetration man, come on. @kanada sorry but I'm with sbohica I'm not getting the connection to your video. Sincerely confused, Happy Jack The Fucking Man
Lol^^@hj,OK I was high when I wrote it. It was about u & sbo planning on ripping this guy off and you are driving the getaway car. So sbo says, don't forget to roll down the window so I can jump in the car & make a clean getaway...so sbo goes bouncing off the window because you forgot to roll it down... I thought you guys would get a kick out of it, that's why I brought it up.
I'm to lazy to read all the comments above me so I'll just say Fuck you to all of you sick mother fuckers. Pow pOw poW!
I always thought Rockin Ron was Seth Rogen.
Let me help you out some Ron.. its "Ice is.." Say it with me brotha.. ."Ice is..." oh and fuck you!!....
Nice.. didn't think I didn't think I'd make it in the top 10 this week... i been out of it....
Hey assmasterson. I wasn't expecting to see pics of little green men.
@longhungwong @ rockinron try saying it like this eye syst. (eyesyst)
Holly fuck you two............. You really think that the rest of this is going to be understood by the common CS user??! -one for confusing everyone else.
ouch is completely Robert Hallock'd ... . . . ... MF FM MOTHER BOTACHESSSS FUCK YOU MFSBMFLMMFAO what ever the fuck that means
Lol ouch blue MF'N fuck BIOTCHES
@ouch : I agree with you. (that being said, it does'nt make any sense..)
I evary boby starting to imitate me...
Laughing My MF" Ass Off, Robert Hallock
i know how too pronounce ISIS. i just won't give them enough respect to do so. the WCSN is about being funny but real news not about being a grammar NAZI........fuck you
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