You Left Something Open Buddy

If you're wondering why those butt plugs you ordered haven't been delivered yet, this might be the problem right here. I'm pretty sure the driver is just following standard procedure to fuck the packages up as much as possible before delivering them.

18 Comments
  • chupamiverga December 23, 2014

    adam I hope you had insurance for you dildo order

    +4
  • bobbabooey December 23, 2014

    Who wants to bet he doesn't put it in park when he gets out and that truck goes off a cliff.

    +1
  • cellule December 23, 2014

    Don't stop to pick-up the boxes, it's just worthless cardboard...

    -1
  • crazyvet December 23, 2014

    Thank you so much for the box full of broken up pieces of shit.

    +0
  • chupamiverga December 23, 2014

    well at least it wasn't shipped by ace ventura. HDS all righty then.

    +1
  • whobe December 23, 2014

    Fed Acme delivery service.

    +1
  • rockinron December 23, 2014

    after collecting 5-6 packages in my trunk, i woulda stopped him and told him he was losing boxes.

    +4
  • realtalks December 23, 2014

    Looks like Adams gonna have to wait a little longer to get his replacement dildo door stopper

    +0
  • poida December 23, 2014

    easiest 60 cents he ever earned

    -1
  • mykejp December 23, 2014

    Someone 's not going to get their xmas gift.

    -1
  • iluvkitty December 23, 2014

    Adam's back door is ALWAYS open.

    +6
  • longhungwong December 23, 2014

    I'm going to start a landscaping business and our motto will be "What can brown do for you?!"

    -1
  • mrlongshot December 23, 2014

    Now we know how Adam's ass looks while he's taking a shit.

    +2
  • assmasterson December 23, 2014

    Another LOL from bobbabooey. Seriously made me laugh.

    -1
  • burlyfish December 23, 2014

    Your package fell out the backdoor .....Kinda sounds like Adams having a personal problem .

    +1
  • truckingman December 23, 2014

    FeDEX, We DON'T GIVE A DAM...

    +1
  • pussysurveyor December 23, 2014

    Now you know what 'ground service' really means.

    +0
  • uranus December 24, 2014

    I would have picked up every box I could before telling him

    +1
 
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