How Did He Not Get Crushed?

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Adam H.
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This has to be the luckiest Chinese bicycle rider ever. Except for all the ones who pay attention to their surroundings and never got run over by a truck before. But out of all the ones that have been run over, this guy is the luckiest.

23 Comments
  • whobe December 24, 2014

    He went under slanted.

    +3
  • bobbabooey December 24, 2014

    I wonder if the kid from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is driving.

    +0
  • happyjack December 24, 2014

    The truck driver is to blame for this one. Look what lane he's making the right turn from. The bicyclist originally was probably going straight across the intersection.

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  • chupamiverga December 24, 2014

    Chinese guy got up and got smushed a block later.

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  • bobbabooey December 24, 2014

    That moment when two Wongs don't make a right.

    +2
  • chupamiverga December 24, 2014

    happyjack, truck drivers sometimes have to go from the left lane to make a right turn on a tight corner. but yeah this looks like he had plenty of room.

    +1
  • realtalks December 24, 2014

    Today was his lucky day but tomorrow most likely won't and we will see him back on CS with his brains splattered on the road

    +1
  • rockinron December 24, 2014

    he must not be asian.

    +1
  • fatlarry December 24, 2014

    That dude needs to run to the nearest 7-11 and buy a lotto ticket!! Wait do the have lotto and 7-11 in china

    +1
  • lick-yer-clit December 24, 2014

    its ok he would not have got crushed the truck had toyo tyres on

    +1
  • longhungwong December 24, 2014

    Being able to open your eyes more than a couple centimeters should be a requirement for driving anything with less than 4 wheels!

    +0
  • longhungwong December 24, 2014

    I'm crushed that he survived damned it!

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  • handsomedevil December 24, 2014

    his fortune cookie read:"big changes are right behind you."

    +1
  • truckingman December 24, 2014

    He fell off the the bike at just the right MF" time to squeeze under that front axel...

    +0
  • burlyfish December 24, 2014

    Lucky he wasn't on his moped .

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  • spinal12 December 24, 2014

    An hour later he was found in pies on a train track

    +1
  • madkraze December 24, 2014

    Well at least he got his leg crushed

    +0
  • englishgent December 24, 2014

    @happyjack The driver needs room enough to turn right to prevent the trailer going near or on the pavement. That's why they have to swing out slightly left when turning right. I know I've driven arctics, ask Truckingman he will know, some roads are just not big enough for trucks and sadly most pedestrians don't look or listen!

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  • sbohica December 25, 2014

    ^^^^^ Gotta agree gent. I had a CDL for 20 years. Sry @happy but ur educated opinion is a lil off base!!! If anything, the trucker just didnt give a fuck!

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  • happyjack December 25, 2014

    Nah wrong! He's driving a single axle tractor pulling a 40' sea container on a chassis. That single axle tractor is designed specifically for maneuverability. That's why you will see them moving trailers around in trucking company's yards etc. Although almost any dual axle tractor could have easily have made that turn with out swinging out even half that wide. Look at all of the room on the street he was turning onto. My educated opinion comes from having owned trucks. Don't assume ole' happyjack has a desk job and doesn't get his hands dirty!

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  • dracos December 25, 2014

    phew! for a second i thought the scooter was going to hurt him

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  • englishgent December 25, 2014

    @happyjack I never thought that for a second sir. And your entitled to your opinion.

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  • cellule December 26, 2014

    "Fuck killing him, he already reproduced.."

    +0
 
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