Worst strip show you ever saw

jay
21,718 Views 1 year ago

Not all strip shows are created equal. This one is definitely not equal to anything I have ever seen before. More like I want to burn my eyes out with a hot poker. Why oh Lord is her belly so big, and her legs so small? She's like a great big naked turkey. A great ugly big turkey.

39 Comments
  • cellule December 26, 2014

    The best USA has to offer without plastic surgery.

    +1
  • fuzzynaval420 December 26, 2014

    Not only is she a big fat fucking blob of shit, she's stripping to what sounds like gospel music. Kill all the fatties!

    -2
  • longhungwong December 26, 2014

    Darlin.. yous' got a purdy mouf... but dat is the only think purdy on you...

    +5
  • longhungwong December 26, 2014

    Warm out today.... Warm yesterday... Even warmer today... Met her on my CB Said her name was Mimi

    Sounded like an angel come to Earth... But when I went to meet her Man you shoulda seen her Twice as tall as me three times the girth Oh my fat baby loves to eat A big ol' Budda belly and Her breasts swing past her feet My fat baby loves to ea-eat My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat....I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!

    +5
  • solidbriscoe December 26, 2014

    The only thing about her that would be uglier would be if the lard dollop sported a dingus. So therefore, yes. I would hit it. I have no shame nor pride.

    +2
  • vulture December 26, 2014

    I got as far as her taking her jumper off

    +1
  • fulmerino December 26, 2014

    Fuck this...Imma go look at the sweater chick...

    +2
  • whobe December 26, 2014

    Tumor looked better before they removed it.

    +1
  • potrostation December 26, 2014

    Thanks for taking one for the team Jay D. Now I don't have to watch it.

    +2
  • bigtex December 26, 2014

    Three seconds was more than enough for me!!

    +1
  • fingers December 26, 2014

    She could make a fortune. I know I'd pay her to keep it on.

    +2
  • assmasterson December 26, 2014

    Given that I still haven't fully digested Christmas dinner, I'm going to pass watching this.

    +1
  • undrtkr December 26, 2014

    longhungwong - Stewey Griffin while playing the Banjo

    +2
  • happyjack December 26, 2014

    Well at least she probably doesn't have a penis under that belly flap.

    +1
  • ouch December 26, 2014

    I like turtles

    +3
  • vaticider December 26, 2014

    I saw Homer..

    +1
  • rockinron December 26, 2014

    excuse me while i throw up and pray for jays sole at the same time.

    +2
  • truckingman December 26, 2014

    Ok, I stopped at fourteen seconds...

    +0
  • picklehiesner December 26, 2014

    Leave yer cloths on big momma !

    +2
  • bobbabooey December 26, 2014

    Ah, that familiar taste of vomit in the back of my throat.

    +2
  • bobbabooey December 26, 2014

    She has a target audience, and it's not white.

    +1
  • fistermister December 26, 2014

    Fuck you pussy's, I watched the entire video! I'd give her the little D if she could plow my field, and cook, clean, hold a job,, and chase away the mice! "I'll even go the extra mile and say I love-you."

    +1
  • burlyfish December 26, 2014

    Oh come-on now .... You know she has a great personality >>>>>.Is there a plural for personality ?

    +2
  • slutsrfun December 26, 2014

    Look it's Homer Simpson with a beard !!!!

    +1
  • silverbolt709 December 26, 2014

    If I was that couch I would be Green too.

    Miss Piggy Covered the furniture with amphibian Skin after the unfortunate smothering of her husband Kermit.

    +1
  • goodster December 27, 2014

    At the end, her front looked like a frog with its tongue sticking out!

    +0
  • goodster December 27, 2014

    So MAMMA JUNE did do a porn. But were's Sugar Bear?

    +0
  • mykejp December 27, 2014

    So that's what a stripping land whale looks like.

    +0
  • eldiablo December 27, 2014

    There is some one out there willing to get in on that... that frightens me.

    +0
  • noskinnybitchz December 27, 2014

    U guys that like those skinny bitches got no idea what ur missing. U can basically titty fuck her whole body. It's like red man said "give me a fat chick with a body enormous, it ain't about the weight, it's about the performance."

    +1
  • magnus December 27, 2014

    crackkilellers on new yers day....dont you agree crackkiller????...lol

    +0
  • darkmadness December 27, 2014

    I would eat a hot plate of Ebola before i touch that.

    +0
  • junkhunter December 27, 2014

    I wonder why she is by herself?

    +0
  • nybadguy December 27, 2014

    Theres going to be a lace shortage thanks to them big fuckin panties.

    +0
  • sanitywelcomed December 27, 2014

    I agree with Ouch...that's all I gotta say to this vid.

    +0
  • edrich December 28, 2014

    @vulture You got that far!

    +0
  • dozer67 December 28, 2014

    No need to see this video I'll take your word on it Jay...

    +0
  • sleeko December 28, 2014

    Hasn't seen her cooch, in 20 yrs.

    +0
  • dullfeathers December 28, 2014

    Nice of them to delete the eating of a pack of bacon smothered in hollandaise sauce break every five seconds.

    +0
 
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