Give Me Some Skin

What happened here? Did his moped burst into flames with him on it? He must have bought the Pinto model moped. Well guy, I hope you enjoyed your skin while you had it.

27 Comments
  • 2indastink December 28, 2014

    use your 4-skin you fucking lesbian

    +1
  • mrlongshot December 28, 2014

    Now that's some serious road rash.

    +2
  • vulture December 28, 2014

    that looks cooked pass me a slice of bread

    +2
  • rockinron December 28, 2014

    love the way he brushed his hand thru his hair and his palm came off.

    +4
  • potrostation December 28, 2014

    Dandruff used to be his biggest problem.Shedding ,bummer.

    +2
  • realtalks December 28, 2014

    Just cause you can get some racing fuel doesn't mean you should put it into your 50cc moped!!

    +3
  • crazyvet December 28, 2014

    The fire must have fried his brain to be able to stand that much pain.

    +1
  • cheshiregrin December 28, 2014

    Shock and adrenaline is one hell of an anesthetic, and this is proof. Had this been a few minutes longer, you'd hear him screaming his head off after the pain began to register. I was laughing at how the dude in the mask was trying to help out by tearing the skin necklace off the dude, though. You can't rip skin when it's been turned into leather, idiot! Use a knife. When you're done, send it my way. I /love/ teriyaki-style jerky.

    +2
  • mykejp December 28, 2014

    Never light your farts on fire.

    +5
  • nybadguy December 28, 2014

    hell of a sunburn

    +2
  • ouch December 28, 2014

    min min raaa blkackinvbn njkfavlshnjaolifhanj nhjalwvcfewaufvj Fucking Black cunts making themselves blacker

    +0
  • happyjack December 28, 2014

    ^^^^^ this guy must have read Ouch's new self help book " Be The Best Flamer You Can Be"

    +3
  • spinal12 December 28, 2014

    Bellaaaaaa mai sentita assolutamente, ma per esere dell'82 c'erno davvero belle canzoni in quegli anni, accidenti, mai l'avrei pensato! Bella davvero adesso nel 2014 sarebbe dire il falso, ma se mi dicevano che era del 2.0002,001 anni che regnavano i mitici ALCATRAZ, MADONNA, JENNIFER LOPEZ, beh, mi avessero etto che era una canzone di quegli anni ci avrei creduto! Avevate quindi ragione voi 2: +Claudio Maccabiani e +Ilaria Alessandra Alosa quando in tempo pregresso mi avete detto che nei primissimi anni 80 c'erano canzoni una piu' bella dell'altra!CASPITA SE AVEVATE RAGIONE!Ciaooallora ci siamo! La qualità tantissime volte non va a braccetto con l'esser famosi però, ricordalo, l'esser conosciuti dai più vuol dire anche vendere e qui richiudiamo il cerchio.. gli Steppenwolf son quelli che, involontariamente, hanno dato vita al genere rock come definizione attraverso una loro canzone eppure inizialmente suonavano dell'ottimo blues.. sono la storia della musica eppure se fermi un ragazzo per strada chiedendogli chi sono ti risponderà: "chiiiii?!!

    -8
  • dozer67 December 28, 2014

    @cheshiregrin yep beat me to it.

    +2
  • goodster December 28, 2014

    Don't they all do that once a year anyway?? You know like a snake.

    +2
  • sleeko December 28, 2014

    He's dead, and just doesn't know it, yet.

    +4
  • spazman December 28, 2014

    @rockinron What else would you expect from a Brillo pad?

    +2
  • makeyarise December 28, 2014

    Narcissistic flames must've got him, worried bout his hair n looks.. One tough dude!!!!

    +2
  • truckingman December 28, 2014

    Cover his ass in a couple of wet towels and take his MOTHER FUCKIN" ASS TO THE MOTHER FUCKIN" BURN UNIT RIGHT MOTHER FUCKIN" NOW BITCHES NOW!!!!

    Shocked, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • pizzapie December 28, 2014

    Talk about tough as nails

    +2
  • dullfeathers December 28, 2014

    Mmmmmm! Teriyaki pork rinds!

    +3
  • solidbriscoe December 28, 2014

    Oh I don't mind, if your mind is gone, but if you want my body, you got to give me skin all night long.

    - Iggy Pop

    +2
  • handsomedevil December 29, 2014

    that what you want out of a good pompadour. even when you're at your worst, a certain amount of dignity still gets retained. "there's many a man has more hair than wit." shakespeare

    +0
  • cellule December 29, 2014

    Drugs are out. Mopeds will get you baked allright.

    +1
  • slippy December 29, 2014

    pants off Danielson

    +3
  • bobbabooey December 29, 2014

    Just ask him where he wants the funeral because he'll be dead in an hour.

    +2
  • wombatbytes December 29, 2014

    I've been to China a number of times. A lot of their scooters (mopeds) are fuelled by LPG cylinders. I always figured this would happen, given shitty or non-existent maintenance and the fact ever fucker over there smokes. This guy was probably smoking while riding his mobile IED. Still, that's going to fucking hurt when the shock wears off!

    +2
 
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