This genius tried to rob an ATM machine using a little homemade explosive, but all he did was blow it up in his face like a dumbass. Good job. Now where are you gonna get the money to pay for the medical bills?
he must be a failed suicide bomber
..wearing flops. Even Azrael Dalton would do a facepalm.
That shit pile he left on the ground caught fire pretty good.
When you make a homemade bomb, you need to put a wick on it.
He not only got blown the fuck up, now he has to buy a new pair of flip flops and wash his pants.
They are called thongs not flip flops.
I think he would have better luck using a squirt gun to rob a bank then to try that shit again.
Were you disguised as a fag who doesn't know how to rob an ATM? If so, spot on.
Not the first time he got a load blown in his face!
This happened in Darwin (Australia) Monday night. Apparently he'd successfully pulled off the same thing a week earlier - not this time though... Ouch is right, in Aus they are called thongs, which makes for interesting communication with Yanks when they want to know why our footwear goes up our arse-crack.
mama used to say: fucktards is what fucktards does.
as someone who works in the banking industry I can tell you even had it gone according to plan he wouldn't have gotten shit doing it that way
Karma is a bitch.
knocked him cents-less