ATM Robbery Backfires

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Adam H.
18,409 Views 1 year ago

This genius tried to rob an ATM machine using a little homemade explosive, but all he did was blow it up in his face like a dumbass. Good job. Now where are you gonna get the money to pay for the medical bills?

14 Comments
  • vulture December 30, 2014

    he must be a failed suicide bomber

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  • cellule December 30, 2014

    ..wearing flops. Even Azrael Dalton would do a facepalm.

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  • whobe December 30, 2014

    That shit pile he left on the ground caught fire pretty good.

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  • fistermister December 30, 2014

    When you make a homemade bomb, you need to put a wick on it.

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  • crazyvet December 30, 2014

    He not only got blown the fuck up, now he has to buy a new pair of flip flops and wash his pants.

    +1
  • ouch December 30, 2014

    They are called thongs not flip flops.

    -2
  • realtalks December 30, 2014

    I think he would have better luck using a squirt gun to rob a bank then to try that shit again.

    +1
  • bobbabooey December 30, 2014

    Were you disguised as a fag who doesn't know how to rob an ATM? If so, spot on.

    +2
  • longhungwong December 30, 2014

    Not the first time he got a load blown in his face!

    +2
  • wombatbytes December 30, 2014

    This happened in Darwin (Australia) Monday night. Apparently he'd successfully pulled off the same thing a week earlier - not this time though... Ouch is right, in Aus they are called thongs, which makes for interesting communication with Yanks when they want to know why our footwear goes up our arse-crack.

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  • rockinron December 30, 2014

    mama used to say: fucktards is what fucktards does.

    +1
  • aquahollic December 30, 2014

    as someone who works in the banking industry I can tell you even had it gone according to plan he wouldn't have gotten shit doing it that way

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  • eldiablo December 30, 2014

    Karma is a bitch.

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  • handsomedevil December 31, 2014

    knocked him cents-less

    +1
 
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