Anchors, This is what anchors are for

jay
19,799 Views 1 year ago

First off, blow boaters suck. This guy clearly sucks. Throw a fucking anchor out for god's sake. Maybe, and here's an idea, you shouldn't be that close to shore in the first place. But you really got what you deserve douche bag. Maybe your keel will crack, and you can learn an expensive lesson.

19 Comments
  • pizzapie January 1, 2015

    Only fags have sailboats

    -1
  • vulture January 1, 2015

    getting it on the beach was easy getting it off will cost money

    +3
  • bobbabooey January 1, 2015

    Hey Gilligan, that's what the fucking sail is for!

    +3
  • longhungwong January 1, 2015

    Ladyboys float Ouch's boat...

    +1
  • longhungwong January 1, 2015

    ^^ just messin with ya bro..

    +1
  • potrostation January 1, 2015

    Tide. Might want to Google that bro.

    +2
  • fistermister January 1, 2015

    Captain of the Exxon Valdez can't even float a sailboat without fucking up.

    +2
  • darkmadness January 1, 2015

    And God said Thou shall not pass the water!

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 1, 2015

    Retirement isn't going too well for the captain of the Costa Concordia.

    +4
  • rockinron January 1, 2015

    this is what would happen to me if i won the lottery and wanted to sail around the world.

    +3
  • whobe January 1, 2015

    Ever heard of starting the engine and applying some throttle? Sure looked like a small prop ahead of the rudder.

    +2
  • truckingman January 1, 2015

    They got to cloose to and the tide pulled them in to the shore DUMB ASSES....

    Shaking his head, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • okie January 1, 2015

    It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.

    +1
  • cellule January 1, 2015

    Wilson akbar! Wilson akbar!

    -1
  • happyjack January 1, 2015

    Surfs up bro

    +1
  • eldiablo January 2, 2015

    Anchors are great a better captain, priceless.

    +1
  • mykejp January 2, 2015

    Rock the boat

    don't rock the boat baby. ...

    +1
  • goodster January 2, 2015

    "Quit playin with your Dingy!"

    +1
  • picklehiesner January 2, 2015

    Nice move captain idiot

    +2
 
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