Australians showing off their smarts

Big Jeff
23,181 Views 3 years ago

It looks like it's time to hand out some more Darwin awards in Australia. You would think after their most famous person was off'd and given his first gold Darwin medal they would wise up to the fact they live in a land of the deadliest animals they would wise up.

  •   longhungwong January 5, 2015

    Can't say I blame him.. I've never fucked a shark before either...

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  •   rockinron January 5, 2015

    i woulda done it. look at the braging rights he has. "oh yeah top this i tackled a tiger shark once !"

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  • cellule January 5, 2015

    Steve Irwin would be proud.

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  •   whobe January 5, 2015

    @cellule^ Steve Irwin is dead. This guy should learn from his mistake.

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  • realtalks January 5, 2015

    It's all fun and games till the shark shreds your asshole... It's not wise to try to fuck a shark in open water

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  •   wombatbytes January 5, 2015

    alcohol, boating and dangerous marine creatures.

    Great combination!

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  •   ouch January 5, 2015

    You faggots need to man up, That's how we keep our population down and it was only a small tiger. Jezz our spiders are bigger than that down here.

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  • kanada January 5, 2015

    Those fuckers will peg anything that moves. When ouch was at my place the gold fish stop swimming. Peg pEg peG.

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  •   ouch January 5, 2015

    @kanada That's because I been shapiong it like a hook

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  • eldiablo January 5, 2015

    Almost.Know let me see you try that with a great white.

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  • cellule January 5, 2015

    @whobe : "would have been proud", then. Who fuckin' cares? And Upendejo posted about his death in the forums, back then..

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  • okie January 6, 2015

    This bored me more than the guy falling asleep in the checkout lane.

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  • vaticider January 6, 2015

    Would of been better if the tiger was being stalked by a great white..much different ending to the video.

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  •   mykejp January 6, 2015

    If that stupid twat was being eaten by that shark, it would be more interesting.

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  • oz_drop_bear January 6, 2015

    You Know It's Hot In Australia When!

    1) The best parking spot is determined by shade not distance

    2) Hot water comes out of both taps

    3) You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron

    4) The temperature drops below 32c and you feel chilly

    7) You develop a fear of metal door handles

    9) Your biggest bicycle accident fear is "What if i get knocked out and end up lying on the road and getting cooked"

    10) You realise asphalt has a liquid state

    11) Farmers are feeding there chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs

    13) While walking back barefoot to your car from any event, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark

    14) You catch a cold from having the aircon on full blast all night long

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  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    Adam, when did you go to australia? Also, your friends are fuckin retarded.

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