Australians showing off their smarts

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Big Jeff
26,281 Views 9 years ago Funny

It looks like it's time to hand out some more Darwin awards in Australia. You would think after their most famous person was off'd and given his first gold Darwin medal they would wise up to... Show more

  • virtualposer August 2, 2019

    They are so handsome. I would love to stick my tongue in their fart box and suck all the moisture that resides there.

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  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    Adam, when did you go to australia? Also, your friends are fuckin retarded.

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  • oz_drop_bear January 6, 2015

    You Know It's Hot In Australia When!

    1) The best parking spot is determined by shade not distance

    2) Hot water comes out of both taps

    3) You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron

    4) The temperature drops below 32c and you feel chilly

    7) You develop a fear of metal door handles

    9) Your biggest bicycle accident fear is "What if i get knocked out and end up lying on the road and getting cooked"

    10) You realise asphalt has a liquid state

    11) Farmers are feeding there chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs

    13) While walking back barefoot to your car from any event, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark

    14) You catch a cold from having the aircon on full blast all night long

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