Introducing the Saddest Man Alive

jay
23,586 Views 1 year ago

You know how you suck at life? You make a video like this. That means you are the saddest person on the Earth. Wait a minute. You are the second saddest person on the Earth. Because somewhere out there, there is a guy fapping to another guy fucking a mini-hentiai doll on video. You two assholes are the saddest people on the earth!

38 Comments
  • rockinron January 9, 2015

    go ahead ya sick fuck, have ya some cream pie!

    +3
  • iluvkitty January 9, 2015

    nice selfie video Adam!

    +2
  • nybadguy January 9, 2015

    Jay needs some serious help.

    +5
  • xizang January 9, 2015

    Needledick fucks little dolls.

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 9, 2015

    The chick is real. That dude is actually 30 feet tall.

    +4
  • fistermister January 9, 2015

    Where the fuck do you find these toys?

    +11
  • cellule January 9, 2015

    Adam lost his Teddy Bearcury plush??

    +1
  • fuzzynaval420 January 9, 2015

    Asian

    +1
  • jlm77 January 9, 2015

    Alive or fake this guy looks like he can't even pleasure any woman poor bastard JLM7730THPLTN

    +4
  • makeyarise January 9, 2015

    Fucking pitiful...

    +0
  • iamapocalypse January 9, 2015

    Still won't swallow

    +0
  • morbuis669 January 9, 2015

    At least you don't have to hear her bitch about something, this is totally worth it!

    +2
  • realtalks January 9, 2015

    ^^ nor does the doll call him tiny!

    +2
  • ouch January 9, 2015

    @Jay.D I want a free membership after you called me SAD in front of all the other CS members :(

    +1
  • aquahollic January 9, 2015

    yeah that's horrible... so where do you get one of them dolls anyway

    +5
  • big_daddy305 January 9, 2015

    this guy really just made a cock puppet.

    +0
  • truckingman January 9, 2015

    Shaking his head, ............

    -2
  • madkraze January 9, 2015

    THAT ONE Hairy bitch man scape manscape

    +0
  • corruptedsob January 9, 2015

    He could titty fuck it too

    +2
  • darkmadness January 9, 2015

    He tiny wang, He so funny!

    +0
  • kanada January 9, 2015

    Hot damn, gangbang barbie has finally come out. I think I'll hold out for flat back Ken tho.

    +2
  • me68 January 9, 2015

    you should see what he does with GI JOE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +3
  • burlyfish January 9, 2015

    Takes one to know One.

    +3
  • 78782273 January 9, 2015

    He is practicing how to Fuck! He want to be the best for the ladies! Keep learning you are going to get there.

    +0
  • bite-me71 January 9, 2015

    Bet that guy feels like John Holmes right now.

    +1
  • potrostation January 9, 2015

    ..and on his mom's couch!

    +1
  • englishgent January 9, 2015

    Just when I thought I'd seen it all crazyshit surprises me again.

    +2
  • Jay D. January 9, 2015

    @ouch sorry ouch. I didn't realize....

    +1
  • goodster January 10, 2015

    ^BOOOO!!!!!

    +1
  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    So that's what all those gay ass hipster Minneapolis city bikers do with their Go Pros when they get home.

    +0
  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    Hope that thing has a spit valve.

    +2
  • thedragonmaste January 10, 2015

    japan, gotta love it. im willing to bet he had a hello kitty vibrator up his ass while he was doing the doll.

    +0
  • mykejp January 10, 2015

    I'm surprised he didn't feltch his load out that doll's twat.

    +0
  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    @thedragonmaste You know damn well this video doesn't come from Japan, more likely somewhere in Hoboken New Jersey. Fucking dolls is a weird American white guy fetish.

    -2
  • dozer67 January 10, 2015

    What is so bad with that the small doll has to be 1/4 of the price of a full sized doll? and it's better than him bothering real girls. Win Win, Win I say.

    +0
  • nacho1223 January 10, 2015

    i think i would ripped that off ... jajaj

    sick fuck however it works for him

    +1
  • cheshiregrin January 12, 2015

    Cut the guy a break. It's bad enough he got stuck with the short end of the stick.

    +0
  • aelin_hbiyrd February 2, 2015

    I unno, looks pretty doll fukn' happy to me

    +0
 
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