Who Wants Squid for Dinner?

jay
17,978 Views 1 year ago

Let's all hope for revenge of the squid here. Maybe this asshat will try and eat it all in one shot. Then the squid grabs ahold of his throat from the inside. The he exacts his revenge. This squid could start a revolution that would kill off millions of Asians.

32 Comments
  • xizang January 9, 2015

    Not right doing that to a helpless animal. Now, lay your dick out there in the bowl and let's see her do it - and top it off with a knife and fork action.

    +4
  • nybadguy January 9, 2015

    I hate people and love animals.

    +14
  • rockinron January 9, 2015

    just a matter of time before those fucked up asians atart eating humans

    +3
  • bobbabooey January 9, 2015

    The squid thought he'd hit the squid jackpot. Then the soy sauce appeared.

    +5
  • cellule January 9, 2015

    Mc'Wongnald introduces their new McSquid! (Free toy inside!)

    +3
  • 78782273 January 9, 2015

    You can not get it fresher than that! Eat bitch!!

    +1
  • vulture January 9, 2015

    sushi cant get any more raw

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 9, 2015

    Hey squid, it could've been worse. At least they didn't shove you up some chick's butt.

    +8
  • makeyarise January 9, 2015

    That's sad!!! I'm with u @nybadguy... +1

    +4
  • fistermister January 9, 2015

    How do you look at that and say yumm?

    +2
  • iamapocalypse January 9, 2015

    Didn't know they ate sex partners, now was it after it was shoved up someone's ass?

    +2
  • zmolez January 9, 2015

    Sick fucks

    +2
  • whobe January 9, 2015

    See what happens when they find out fresh sperm has millions of tadpoles in it. Us Americans will call it Asian birth control.

    +0
  • usagold87 January 9, 2015

    Ok I love sushi California roll and spicy tuna is the shit but this no fucking way......youtube live frog sushi that's pretty fucked also

    +1
  • ouch January 9, 2015

    @cellule LMAO hahahahahahahahahaa comment of the mother fucking Year right there.

    +0
  • realtalks January 9, 2015

    @bobbabooey- the squid was up some chicks ass, in order to "enhance" it's flavor. They just didn't show the squid being shitted out by the chick

    +1
  • aquahollic January 9, 2015

    maybe i'm just too civilized... but I need my food to be dead before I eat it

    +4
  • truckingman January 9, 2015

    THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS STILL A LIVE, FUCK!!!!!!!!! Only way the squid can get its' revenge, the Mother Fucker does not chew it swallows it whole and it goes down the wrong pipe...

    +0
  • darkmadness January 9, 2015

    Fucking asians man, poor Squidward!

    +2
  • fulmerino January 9, 2015

    I don't understand...what the fuck.

    +2
  • potrostation January 9, 2015

    I can see them dumpster diving at an abortion clinic.

    +0
  • englishgent January 9, 2015

    WTF is this supposed to be a delicacy? I'll take steak and chips please.

    +2
  • loulou January 9, 2015

    The people at PETA are fucking screaming right now!!

    +1
  • okie January 10, 2015

    Apparently the squid is not alive by this time and the movement is a leftover cellular reaction from the soy sauce. Just googled it to educate myself.

    +3
  • jettech84 January 10, 2015

    Evil fucking zipper heads... play with food but eat shit..wtf..

    +0
  • vaknama January 10, 2015

    yeah, im just gonna take that bowl and dump it in a wok full of bacon grease and cook that shit right

    +1
  • norwegiandrunk January 10, 2015

    just give me a whole lotta sake to wash that down and ill eat it

    +1
  • mykejp January 10, 2015

    Poor thing died of too much MSG.

    +0
  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    @bobbabooey Being shoved up inside a girl's asshole is what I enjoy most.

    +1
  • dozer67 January 10, 2015

    I love sea food but I hate to see them suffer slowly..Just kill it, fucking cruel Bastards.

    +1
  • mountaineer January 10, 2015

    I would never eat a sex toy.

    +3
  • cheshiregrin January 12, 2015

    I still think that cooking the little bastard first would've been nice, but still, it's not alive. The salt from the soy sauce if displacing the water in the quid's cells and making the legs contort. If it were still alive, it would've been moving even before the dude started pouring.

    +0
 
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