Keep It In Your Pants Muhammud

Oops, my bad. Did you not want me to jerk off here? I thought it would be cool. No worries, I have to get going anyway. I'm late to a Muslim rally where we will be screaming how we need to kill the infidel women who are in porn. Allah doesn't like that shit.

23 Comments
  • 2indastink January 11, 2015

    contradiction by Allah Akbar .......smells like goat semen.

    +2
  • jlm77 January 11, 2015

    but wait a minute I paid For 5 minutes

    +6
  • westy January 11, 2015

    I can't even jerk off that fast with my right hand?

    +4
  • westy January 11, 2015

    When you gotta go, you gotta go, when you gotta cum?

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 11, 2015

    He's a Jizzlamist

    +13
  • rockinron January 11, 2015

    if he's muslim , he will beat the next 5 women he see's to get revenge for the harlot in the porno inticeing him into jerking off.

    +2
  • morbuis669 January 11, 2015

    They cut off his hand and his dick for dishonoring sharia law or something.

    +3
  • realtalks January 11, 2015

    I feel sorry for the first donkey or goat he passes by

    +8
  • longhungwong January 11, 2015

    He was on crazyshit porn.

    +3
  • dog66 January 11, 2015

    camel porn?

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 11, 2015

    He typed "goat gangbang" on Youporn.

    +6
  • crazyvet January 11, 2015

    Did he get in trouble for being the only douchebag in the circle jerk room?

    +4
  • potrostation January 11, 2015

    Audio"That's real Persian rug on the floor! We have fresh goats in back;come with me"

    +4
  • vulture January 11, 2015

    looks like its a sheep shag on the way home

    +4
  • assmasterson January 11, 2015

    Casting agents for gay porn have to be more aggressive in Muslim countries.

    +1
  • truckingman January 11, 2015

    Hey JERK-OFF kid also use the Cyber Cafe you Sick ASSHOLIC MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

    MOTHER FUCKIN" PISSED OFF, ROBERT HALLOCK

    -1
  • bobbabooey January 11, 2015

    I'm just impressed to see an Arab who can read

    +2
  • iamapocalypse January 11, 2015

    Impatient bastard can't wait for his seven virgins, too pussy to strap a bomb and do it the right way.

    +1
  • redhedridr January 11, 2015

    I can't wait to see his execution video! Sick fucker fapping to internet porn!

    +1
  • dullfeathers January 11, 2015

    Muffle out all surroundind sounds with Dr. Dre's new Beats head phones!

    +1
  • scottishtits77 January 12, 2015

    @vulture....is he Welsh?

    +3
  • nybadguy January 12, 2015

    Is he related to that chucky guy from sons of anarchy?

    +1
  • darkmadness January 12, 2015

    He touched him on the chest with his wank-hand! I would roundhouse kick that guy straight to the dome if he did that shit to me, Sick fuck.

    +2
 
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