Week In Crazyshit: Jay's Bidet

Jay sure does love his bidet and today he's showing you how it works. Well, kind of. Thankfully he's not actually showing us it's ass cleaning powers in action. I know he's gotta be loving those morning after Taco Tuesday now.

20 Comments
  • realtalks January 11, 2015

    Congrats to the CS top ten! You crazy Motherfuckers! Sounds like the the CS news team is rounding into good shape... Jay I think you're having a little too much fun with your bidet

    +5
  • bobbabooey January 11, 2015

    Hey Jay, does that thing get all the semen out of your ass?

    +14
  • sbohica January 11, 2015

    My boy @happy fucked HIM rite in the pussy and got the bingo bango comment!!!! Ron still sux ass nuggets but that's old news!

    +2
  • kanada January 11, 2015

    @hap, scored 2 top tens.

    +4
  • ouch January 11, 2015

    I like turtles

    +3
  • bigtex January 11, 2015

    @ouch, yeah, well, I know a stripper named sparkles and her favorite color is shiny!! :-)

    +3
  • Jay D. January 11, 2015

    @bobbabooey not all the time :(

    +7
  • dullfeathers January 11, 2015

    @Jay...well Adam will want one next.

    +5
  • bigtex January 11, 2015

    That's a strange place to put a water fountain!!

    +4
  • happyjack January 12, 2015

    "Speech, speech, speech "....ok I'd like to say thank you to my esteemed colleagues for your support. Honorable mention to Sbohica and Kanada. Thank you to Jay and Adam for your recognition and acknowledgement and great decision making. You give me the support and encouragement to continue to make jokes and insult people. Now that we have that wrapped up, Jay I think you are on to something here with that crack washer. Looks like an add on accessory to the throne. Gonna have to look into one of those. Nothing like that fresh out of the shower feeling.

    +5
  • kanada January 12, 2015

    @happy,thank you and congratulations. If you need any help like a hand in doing back flips you let me know.

    +2
  • longhungwong January 12, 2015

    Congrats on COTW happyjack

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 12, 2015

    @Jay You're a good sport bro. I used to always say heated car seats were for fags. Just picked up a new truck with heated seats. Fucking luxury!

    +3
  • westy January 12, 2015

    So basically you now have diluted poo running down the back of your legs, and you still have to wipe up a bigger area?

    And how do you check for diamonds, isn't that what we all do after a shit?

    Still prefer to have those rare shits which escape without saying goodbye, no need to wipe twice, and nothing left behind on the first wipe.

    They're about as common as winning the lotto.

    Hate snake poo, you know the one that turn around and bites you back on the bum.

    Have to wipe your ass and your cheek.

    I just had a mental picture of the queen wiping her bum, I wonder if she wipes or washes, or if the servants do it for her.

    Maybe she'd let me do it for her if I promised to insert a finger or two, in her bum that is, because we all know she has a cock!

    +0
  • cheshiregrin January 12, 2015

    @westy - You're a 'special' little one, aren't you?

    +3
  • wifebeater2000 January 12, 2015

    a toilet that pisses back

    +1
  • truckingman January 12, 2015

    That is a nice model Jay. So there was a semi hauling fire, it must have been a wicked show Rockinron...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • sparkles January 12, 2015

    LOL!

    +1
  • potrostation January 12, 2015

    HJ Killed It this week.

    +1
  • cellule January 13, 2015

    ..But what the story does'nt say is if Jay got this bidet because he can't reach down there to wipe...

    +1
 
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