You scream like a girl

Big Jeff
18,864 Views 2 years ago

A lot of lessons were learned here today. One was obvious that it's always a good idea to be filming the stupid shit you do for us here at Crazyshitcom. Second is never give the M-80's to the kid with reaction times like a dead cat.

  • iluvkitty January 12, 2015

    Now he has to jack off with his left hand.

  • bobbabooey January 12, 2015

    Iraq's special forces is shorthanded right now

  • cheshiregrin January 12, 2015

    On top of making others feel better about their own intelligence, stupid shit like this is a good way to figure out who should and shouldn't reproduce.

  • xizang January 12, 2015

    So did he blow a hand off or not? We need to see.

  • mrlongshot January 12, 2015

    He's very handy.

  • bobbabooey January 12, 2015

    At least he used a fucking tripod. The cameraman was probably also missing a hand.

  • fistermister January 12, 2015

    That's how I sound when the crazy shit posts are late. Just an fyi Big Jeff.

  • cheshiregrin January 12, 2015

    @xizang You know that floppy thing on the end of his right (our left) arm? That's not a sleeve...

  • longhungwong January 12, 2015

    Jacking off is going to suck left handed and not being able to hear the moans on crazyshit porn.

  • whobe January 12, 2015

    He sounds like he sat on Jays toilet and accidentally turned on the Bidet.

  • bobbabooey January 12, 2015

    Polish magician

  • realtalks January 12, 2015

    Hand modeling as a career is definantly out of the question for him now....

  • rockinron January 12, 2015

    definitely needs a bidet from now on, if he wipes right handed.

  • ouch January 12, 2015

    I like turtles

  • jack1031 January 12, 2015

    You'd think someone would have ran down and picked up what's left of his fingers maybe they can safe at least one.

  • truckingman January 12, 2015

    MF" Dumb Ass, you should have used one of those long matches that you use to light wood stoves and fire places...

    Shaking his head, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

  • justvisiting January 12, 2015

    He screams like a girl - maybe he blew his dick and balls off, too.

  • assmasterson January 12, 2015

    He did it wrong. Everybody knows you're supposed to shove those things up your ass before you light them.

  • nybadguy January 12, 2015

    He should of put his hand in the water to cool it off.

  • fulmerino January 12, 2015

    @whobe hahaha!! That would be a surprise

  • happyjack January 12, 2015

    He should have yelled Allan Ackbar.

  • mountaineer January 12, 2015

    Jam the fuse through a cigarette butt next time and let the cig burn down to the fuse. I learned the same way.

  • picklehiesner January 12, 2015

    Boom ... Lefty

  • darkmadness January 13, 2015

    Dumb fuck

  • misfit_88 January 13, 2015

    Ah yes the polish screamer kid. Old video but it is still good for a laugh. he is the reason teenagers shouldn't play with explosives. he learned that lesson first hand.

  • rodeye2 January 13, 2015

    I want to see the aftermath of his stub.

  • cellule January 13, 2015

    Go back fucking with mason jars, at least you did'nt got amputed last time..

  • scottishtits77 January 13, 2015

    Nothing warms my heart more than watching dumb shits get what they deserve. Natural selection at it's finest.

  • dozer67 January 13, 2015

    I think his DragonBall Z screaming is much better than the other guy.

  • goodster January 13, 2015

    @whobe,,,,,,,, Since they don't(CAN'T) do a WICS... I Vote You a Month in CrazyShit comment!!

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