Chin music makes guy sleepy

Big Jeff
23,801 Views 1 year ago

Ah, backyard teenage boxing. That brings back a few memories, but nothing as serious as this knockout though. That was probably the hardest seizing I've seen outside of a death video. Either this guy has a glass jaw with the strength of butterfly wings, or this guy has cast iron fist.

30 Comments
  • xizang January 19, 2015

    Damn, a black guy with a glass jaw.

    +1
  • donunderstan January 19, 2015

    Just wiff some fried chicken under his nose, he'll be fine.

    +6
  • realtalks January 19, 2015

    Hey bro, it's too late to try to give him the rope-a-dope.... Or maybe he was trying to teach them how to dougie, the new version

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 19, 2015

    That's a seizure, not cardiac arrest, you dipshit. He doesn't need chest compressions.

    +16
  • slippy January 19, 2015

    And you have yourself a wonderful Martin Luther King Jr. Day Motherfucker.

    +10
  • woozlewuzzle January 19, 2015

    I have to say it,he went full retard.

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 19, 2015

    Quick! Where's the nearest hurricane booth?

    +4
  • vulture January 19, 2015

    blacks can only fight in gangs one on one they are a waste of space

    +2
  • picklehiesner January 19, 2015

    Good thing that doctor was there to administer CPR

    +11
  • nybadguy January 19, 2015

    Buckwheat went down.

    +1
  • xizang January 19, 2015

    Happy Robert E. Lee Day, Bitches!

    +2
  • jack1031 January 19, 2015

    Happy James Earl Ray day!!!

    +3
  • kanada January 19, 2015

    Rolling him on his back & holding his arm is what you don't wanna do. Chest compressions are for someone who isn't breathing.

    +1
  • slutsrfun January 19, 2015

    What the fuck is he doing chest compressions for?

    +2
  • fulmerino January 19, 2015

    Aww hell....here comes the protesting and the marches.... All Sharpton is gonna have a fuckin shit fit...

    +2
  • honkie365 January 19, 2015

    Knocked the fucking EBT card right out of his pocket.

    +3
  • truckingman January 19, 2015

    That MOTHER FUCKER Has a MOTHER FUCKING TITANIUM FIST!!!

    +0
  • lionamongstmen January 19, 2015

    The black guy always dies first in the scary movie.

    +2
  • ouch January 19, 2015

    Great now there will be more Niggers on the street screaming abuse and burning down shit

    +2
  • potrostation January 19, 2015

    Please say this isn't Ferguson High.

    +2
  • r1d30rd13 January 19, 2015

    “Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for $20 "

    +3
  • dullfeathers January 19, 2015

    He'll be hungry...his "UFC" (unlimited fried chicken) challenge is over!

    +1
  • mountaineer January 19, 2015

    Flawless victory.

    Fatality!

    +2
  • dullfeathers January 19, 2015

    @Slippy...C.O.T.W!

    +0
  • mezaanulfo January 20, 2015

    Well at least he was still swinging.

    +2
  • momoblazin January 20, 2015

    Quick! Get some watermelon!

    +0
  • cheshiregrin January 20, 2015

    First they were praising the victor for getting in a good hit like that, then when the loser goes into a blunt force-induced seizure, it's all "What'd you do to him?" like it was on purpose. Dumb shits need to realize that boxing's not a risk-free sport, and it's not the white dude's fault that his opponent was Obsidian (Black Glass) Joe.

    +1
  • cheshiregrin January 20, 2015

    And how the FUCK is whatever the hell they were doing going to help when someone's seizing?! The dude that tried to say "leave him alone" is right, that's all you can do to make sure they don't hurt themselves when they're on the ground. At least they didn't try straightening his limbs out. Oh, and trying to take off the gloves would've helped in case his arm suddenly extended and he hit someone.

    +1
  • ptsd33 January 20, 2015

    Chest compressions are for a stopped heart. Hope he's still alive. This reaction to blunt force to the head is common. If he is alive he's not feeling good with his broken jaw and bruised sternum/heart muscle.

    +2
  • breakfastblunt January 21, 2015

    "Quick call someone" followed by "No don't" Jesus Christ, it's a wonder that teenage boys live into their twenties. Your friend is dying on the ground and all you can think about is getting into trouble. The rational is palpable.

    +2
 
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