Not The Best Thief Ever

You can tell he really spent a lot of time planning this great caper. He just forgot to check if the gate went both ways. Damn, so close too. And a sad waste of alcohol.

19 Comments
  • cellule January 20, 2015

    Beware, this gate is'nt your wife's ass-hole.

    +4
  • marcodufour January 20, 2015

    " Saaaaaaffffffffe "

    +6
  • cheshiregrin January 20, 2015

    HA HA! Dumb fucker.

    +1
  • iluvkitty January 20, 2015

    WOWWWWWWW!!!!! Those are some strong nonbreakable bottles. They should make airplanes out of this material.

    +2
  • vulture January 20, 2015

    cheap Russian champagne not even worth stealing

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 20, 2015

    Russians and alcohol go together like Asians and scooters

    +4
  • yeknom January 20, 2015

    I like how he doesn't bother to get back up. He's just like "Fuck it, I'm done."

    +8
  • whobe January 20, 2015

    Just like the old roach motel commercial. They let you check in but won't let you check out.

    +1
  • nybadguy January 20, 2015

    Karma is a mother fucker. You almost made it buddy. Better luck next time.

    +2
  • ptsd33 January 20, 2015

    Well he at least he used the handicap gate correctly the second time.

    +2
  • pinchetumadre January 20, 2015

    Officers I thought the check out was outside

    +2
  • fingers January 20, 2015

    By using his face to break his fall he avoided breaking the bottles. Gotta give a few points.

    +1
  • truckingman January 20, 2015

    Denied!!!!

    LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3
  • beachbussie January 20, 2015

    He's now suing the store for 2 cracked teeth, fractured eye socket and even further brain damage, will probably settle for a fifth of vodka

    +4
  • darkmadness January 21, 2015

    Instant Karma, Fuck yeah!

    +0
  • mykejp January 21, 2015

    The gate may not go both ways, but his asshole will in a Russian jail.

    +1
  • breakfastblunt January 21, 2015

    Just pour some vodka on it

    +1
  • dozer67 January 22, 2015

    those gates did exactly what they were made to do .

    +0
  • nudepoker69 January 22, 2015

    Knock him out of those gates.

    +0
 
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