Machete Wielding Neighbor Gunned Down

What do you do when you're neighbor goes crazy, kicks in your door and comes at you with a machete? Shoot that fucker down. Unless you're Ouch. Then you just get hacked up by a machete cause you don't believe in protecting your home with firearms. Twain done fucked up this time, and it sounds like it hurts.

41 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 January 20, 2015

    #1 rule in life. protect you're family. well done !!!

    +22
  • nybadguy January 20, 2015

    He must live on crystal lake. Thats some friday the 13th shit right there

    +12
  • cellule January 20, 2015

    Ouch would'nt shoot an asaillant armed with dildos.

    +3
  • xdekayx January 20, 2015

    Here's Johnny!

    +4
  • momoblazin January 20, 2015

    Knock knock

    +0
  • marcodufour January 20, 2015

    @38seconds must be nigger land because it all went black and complaining.

    +3
  • cellule January 20, 2015

    I'd throw my dirty underwear to anyone who'd smash through my bedroom door. Let's see if he can shave dryed shit of his face with his machette..

    -1
  • fuzzynaval420 January 20, 2015

    Fuck Dwayne he deserved all three of those bullets.

    +7
  • cheshiregrin January 20, 2015

    I would've put the bastard out of his misery, especially when he kept coming after I told him "don't fucking move". Not to mention that fuckstick's moaning is grating on the nerves.

    +4
  • chupamiverga January 20, 2015

    is that a housing project? what kind of fucking door was that.

    +17
  • scottishtits77 January 20, 2015

    This is why guns are good. No pint trying to reason with some maniac off his nut on bath salts! Plug that fucker good! I wish we were allowed to arm ourselves over here, far too many crazies about raping and murdering old women. We can't even batter them with a big bit of wood for fear of being used by the cunt who tried to rob or attack you. Yet another reason the States is somewhere I'd like to live.

    +6
  • donunderstan January 20, 2015

    Fuck the 9mm. You don't have to listen to the bitch whine with a 45.

    +10
  • bobbabooey January 20, 2015

    Who built your door, the Dunder-Mifflin paper company?

    +7
  • vulture January 20, 2015

    investing in a stronger door would be a good idea

    +6
  • bobbabooey January 20, 2015

    Another case where he went full retard

    +1
  • eject January 20, 2015

    A 9mm only kills your body. A .45 kills your soul.

    +6
  • ouch January 20, 2015

    I have said it before & I'll say it again S L O W L Y for you. I said I you changed my mind on the USA having the right to bare arms! you people in Murica need to keep your weapons because you are too far gone to survive without them. Pay attention Jr

    +1
  • stenchfart January 20, 2015

    I call bullshit on this video

    +7
  • ouch January 20, 2015

    Maybe instead of spending hundreds of dollars on a gun you buy a proper door and lock as well or first?

    +4
  • whobe January 20, 2015

    Was that Frankenstein busting through the door.

    +0
  • jeeprod January 20, 2015

    Bullshit. Fake. WTF ever, but not reality.

    +0
  • ptsd33 January 20, 2015

    This happened in my home town in Idaho. The POS had already broke down the neighbors cardboard door. One shot hit him in the nuts I believe.

    +4
  • bobbabooey January 20, 2015

    Next time use scissors on the door.

    +7
  • cuda1179 January 20, 2015

    I prefer to use .40 S&W. It gives you more punch than a pussy 9mm, but still lets you have more shots than a .45, that way you can plug multiple assholes multiple times.

    +3
  • realtalks January 20, 2015

    Ouch, we all can't arm ourselves with big 2 foot long dildos like you but I'll take my chances with my glock 45 and 357 mag

    +7
  • ptsd33 January 20, 2015

    I like the .40 great caliber

    +1
  • ptsd33 January 20, 2015

    I think his pistol was a 22. That's why Twain lived.

    +1
  • truckingman January 20, 2015

    WTMF"BF??? What did the guy in the room do? Also, that is a MF" Cheap Ass Door...

    Shratching and shaking his head, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • redhedridr January 20, 2015

    Now I lay down to sleep, my 1911 by my head I keep, if I wake and your inside, the corners van is your next ride! WORD BITCH!

    +1
  • darkmadness January 21, 2015

    That's where my Smith & Wesson only takes one shot to put you on your ass and moments later in the grave.

    +0
  • darkmadness January 21, 2015

    Good job to this guy for protecting his family, I would have done exactly the same.

    +0
  • usagold87 January 21, 2015

    First of all that pistol is a smith&Wesson sigma it comes in 9mm and .40cal for all on hear calling a 9mm I know a shit load about firearms and I can't even tell if it's a 9mm or a .40...and a good rule of thumb don't bring a knife to a gunfight..just saying

    +0
  • mykejp January 21, 2015

    He didn't want to shoot him, but I would just to shut up that whinny cunt.

    +0
  • smallerscream January 21, 2015

    This crazy motherfucker has PTSD and he's only getting five years.

    +0
  • breakfastblunt January 21, 2015

    Interesting.. I assumed the video was over once he applied the door chain. Wayne's persistence got the best of him.

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 21, 2015

    He looked like The Kool-Aid Kid coming through that door.

    +2
  • pizzapie January 22, 2015

    You might want to upgrade the cardboard front door

    +0
  • doc_ock January 22, 2015

    Mexican with machete kicks in the door of a white guy with a piston, what do you think will happen.

    +0
  • loulou January 25, 2015

    I made cardboard forts as a kid that had stronger doors than that!

    +0
  • chubbadubba March 21, 2015

    was his door made out of particle board?

    +0
  • airsporter July 3, 2016

    A George Foreman Grillplate box is a better option for the front door.

    +0
 
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