I'm guessing it wasn't part of this sly burglar's awesome plan to fall through the ceiling and knock himself out before getting all the money. Sometimes you just gotta improvise. He'll have his chance when he wakes up in handcuffs.
His plan was actually to fall through the ceiling and sue.
Tobacoonist? Must only sell Newports and blunts.
Oh you think that hurt? Wait till you meet Bubba.
@Bobbabooey, a guy that works for me had his neighbor's kid break into his house by sawing threw the roof. He fell threw the attic,broke an arm and a leg. His shit parents sued and FUCKING WON!!! His home owners insurance appealed and had it overturned, but still, how could a judge ever see it in the favor of the fucked up families way in the first place?? Here in Texas if he would have been at home, he could have shot and killed the kid and most likely have gotten away with it!! Thanks "justice"!
Good job, he got knocked out cold! A JackAss criminal.
@bigtex I keep 'em off my porch by stapling paternity tests and job applications to the front door, but I don't forget to keep a loaded Remington 870 in the bedroom and a Glock 19 in the living room. I want to go buy a cardboard front door just for target practice, if you know what I mean.
He got arrested for stealing the show.
That must have been one tall ass oak tree to fall out of and make it all the way to the tile floor.
Too bad he didn't crack his skull.
If the robber was black and had landed on the big white chick, they would have added rape to the charge
Who robs the dollar general? That sum bitch better hope their some star burst left when I get paid Friday.
Hey DUMB ASSES, Drop Ceiling don't hold MF" SHIT!!!
LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock
He dun knocked him self the fuck out
Takes the 'who' completely out of whodunnit, you goddamn fuckwads.
Wish I could see it from another angle
Anyone else notice, a piece of roof landed perfectly in the cart? Like once he comes to, he can just go bout his business shopping, the roof is just a surcharge.