Mr Elephant Does Not Like Your car

jay
14,976 Views 1 year ago

Sure your little silver car is great on gas milage but this elephant is pissed about the fact that in the next 20 years his species might be extinct in the wild. Good news is, this elephant is a elephant of action. He's going to start taking out cars one by one, and then next, busses. Finally, it will be people. He's fighting for elephants everywhere. And just so you never forget it, he rubbed his ass all over the hood of your car. Respect mother fucker!

24 Comments
  • azzholee January 24, 2015

    they are just trying to tell them who the real boss of forest

    +2
  • azzholee January 24, 2015

    no exceptions

    +2
  • vulture January 24, 2015

    thanks for checking my tyre pressure i'll just move along now

    +3
  • bobbabooey January 24, 2015

    Yeah, I switched to Elephant Insurance too. Should've stayed with Flo.

    +5
  • fistermister January 24, 2015

    That looked just like my wife getting out of bed.

    +4
  • fingers January 24, 2015

    I think it was foreplay.

    +3
  • dracos January 24, 2015

    fat strippers are no different

    +1
  • crazyvet January 24, 2015

    I see they check car safety standards differently in Africa than in most other places.

    +2
  • nybadguy January 24, 2015

    Guess he didn't see the elephant crossing sign.

    +2
  • woozlewuzzle January 24, 2015

    If only there was a way for that car to move and get out of the way of the elephant,oh well some day we will think of it.

    +5
  • goodster January 24, 2015

    My wife did the same thing to my truck last time she got frisky!

    +1
  • englishgent January 24, 2015

    I guess that car doesn't have a reverse gear.

    +3
  • dozer67 January 24, 2015

    What was that driver waiting for?The elephant to give him his insurance info?

    +6
  • dozer67 January 24, 2015

    "like a good neighbor State Farm is there!"

    +2
  • fistermister January 24, 2015

    Lo-and-behold, I always thought flo was a pig,,,,,,,,,, Guess I was wrong!

    +1
  • truckingman January 24, 2015

    Hey leave the Elephant a lone, he is haave fun at the people expense luckily he did not start FUCKING THE CAR!!!

    -2
  • allcaps January 24, 2015

    Im pretty sure I would have drove away before anything happened..

    +4
  • cellule January 24, 2015

    Chineese custom-border inspection brutality.

    +1
  • negrodeleto January 25, 2015

    That will buff right out

    +2
  • fatlarry January 25, 2015

    I think it was horny kinda turned me on

    +1
  • rodeye2 January 25, 2015

    Dumb elephant, the trunk is in the rear.

    +1
  • mykejp January 25, 2015

    That will teach that drive to not be stingy with the peanuts.

    +1
  • realtalks January 25, 2015

    Elephants hate Asian cars just as much as they hate Asians themselves

    +1
  • loulou January 25, 2015

    Why would they just sit there? Fucking dumb shits!

    +1
 
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