This guy has ass cheeks like vice grips. It also explains why his beer taste like shit. He must have one of those magnetic top catchers because I didn't hear a jingle on the ground when he loosened up. And he better not even ask for a tip.
hey it's Esqueleto from Nacho libre.
Send him a t-shirt!
He must be a pro because he didn't shake the bottle first.
That is skill right there but not a skill that I want.
I guess you had to be there.
wish the wifes fanny was as tight as his arsehole
Ok, I am avoid this guy...
This explains why the wine tastes like shit. What did you expect from a bar named "The Man Hole"?
He is very popular in prison.
"Condom companies hate her" That is the lamest shit I've ever seem and I have seen some lame shit. That dogshit should never appear on any site anywhere. What total shit, and I do mean shit.
I am sorry Vulture. I owe you a +2.
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
He's not one you wanna rape in prison unless you want to have your dick ripped off
Thats nothing, my girlfriend can do that with her pussy, my wife can't.
Juan round of applause!
I can do this too, with an per-opened crown.