I hope this guy is never my bartender

Big Jeff
17,534 Views 2 years ago

This guy has ass cheeks like vice grips. It also explains why his beer taste like shit. He must have one of those magnetic top catchers because I didn't hear a jingle on the ground when he loosened up. And he better not even ask for a tip.

  • fistermister January 26, 2015

    hey it's Esqueleto from Nacho libre.

  • cellule January 26, 2015

    Send him a t-shirt!

  • whobe January 26, 2015

    He must be a pro because he didn't shake the bottle first.

  • woozlewuzzle January 26, 2015

    That is skill right there but not a skill that I want.

  • happyjack January 26, 2015

    I guess you had to be there.

  • vulture January 26, 2015

    wish the wifes fanny was as tight as his arsehole

  • truckingman January 26, 2015

    Ok, I am avoid this guy...

  • bobbabooey January 26, 2015

    This explains why the wine tastes like shit. What did you expect from a bar named "The Man Hole"?

  • potrostation January 26, 2015

    He is very popular in prison.

  • immanuelkunt January 26, 2015

    "Condom companies hate her" That is the lamest shit I've ever seem and I have seen some lame shit. That dogshit should never appear on any site anywhere. What total shit, and I do mean shit.

  • truckingman January 26, 2015

    I am sorry Vulture. I owe you a +2.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

  • realtalks January 27, 2015

    He's not one you wanna rape in prison unless you want to have your dick ripped off

  • rodeye2 January 27, 2015

    Thats nothing, my girlfriend can do that with her pussy, my wife can't.

  • jayisafag January 29, 2015

    Juan round of applause!

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