Dave was a psychic all along

Big Jeff
15,285 Views 1 year ago

So Dave wasn't just blowing smoke. On the real side of this I'm so fucking stoked about America bringing attention to space travel. If I have any type of phobia it's the fear of missing out. By missing out I mean all that chest bursting/green women fucking/lightsaber dueling action space can offer us.

27 Comments
  • fistermister January 26, 2015

    Black people can't swim so how the hell do they think they can handle weightlessness?

    +2
  • sbohica January 26, 2015

    That needs to be stored in the CS HOF!!! Funny ass shit!!! Somebody get BJ a bj...

    +5
  • sexmaster January 26, 2015

    Many blacks have swum and experienced weightlessness in your mother's pussy.

    -9
  • realtalks January 26, 2015

    The Prez was watching old Chapelle Show clips and decided to blow Americas mind... We going to Mars Muthafuckas!!

    +2
  • whobe January 26, 2015

    When we land on Mars we can officially say we found life on it but not intelligent.

    +1
  • fulmerino January 26, 2015

    Yay! We're goin to fuckin mars. And we're gonna give money to people that don't work, we're gonna give healthcare to people that don't work, and we're gonna feed people that don't work. All paid for by ???????

    +2
  • nativemurican January 26, 2015

    ^^^^ by tax payers like me that get 200 taken out of my check every week for the niggers back east ...I hate this shit when I get sick I get denied by hospitals and come tax season I owe money ...maybe I should move east and get a bunch of niggers pregnant ...but then again my duck will fall off from aids ...hmm maybe the 200 dollars a week ain't so bad at all ...hahaha

    +4
  • ouch January 26, 2015

    I hope they make it a Whites only.

    +1
  • sexmaster January 26, 2015

    They will an abundance of long black dicks for you to suck.

    -3
  • happyjack January 26, 2015

    @nativemurican $200 a week in taxes is peanuts. Blaming a race of people on your individual financial situation seems a little counter productive. Guess what everybody who works pays taxes in this country. If this Black guy was only paying $200 a week in taxes I would be turning cartwheels. Think about Ole' Bigtex, he's probably paying $200 per minute in taxes. More Dave Chappelle!!

    +3
  • longhungwong January 26, 2015

    And us beaners will still get deported from Mars just wait and see...

    +4
  • nativemurican January 26, 2015

    I understand your perspective happyjack but there's so many ppl that rely on government assistance and even tho the whites have more majority simply by the vast numbers of them the blacks are a rising group that rely on the government ...and I'm straight out of high school no kids no past convictions and going to college at the same time to me I should be rewarded...but no I get no help from anyone while these ppl that rely on the government are getting house cars and bigger tax returns for their fuckery and mistakes ...fuck that the system is broken ...

    +3
  • kanada January 26, 2015

    "United States of space" Lmao...Chappelle

    +1
  • doc_ock January 26, 2015

    Dave just wants to be the first drug dealer in MARS

    +1
  • fistermister January 26, 2015

    @happyjack, can you please explain to my about blaming a race logic? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f1_1422295521

    +2
  • potrostation January 26, 2015

    To bad he couldn't predict himself killing his carer.

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 26, 2015

    Fuck Mars. I'm going back to Canada and fucking their hot women. Canada is to me what the U.S. is to the beaners. Maybe I'll mow their lawns and work in their kitchens.

    +3
  • truckingman January 26, 2015

    Mineral Right BITCHESS Titanium, Palladium, Platinum, GOLD, Uranium, H3, H2O, Ect... Trillian are to by made in the MF" Asteroid Mining Bitchess....

    +0
  • kanada January 26, 2015

    @bobbabooey, sorry we're full.

    +1
  • spinal12 January 26, 2015

    Fucking Niggers

    +1
  • happyjack January 26, 2015

    @nativemurican not going to argue which race of people relies on assistance because they all do. Since you are at least half my age I feel comfortable giving you a little advice. Do what you need to do to make yourself happy and to earn a comfortable living and don't worry about others who may or may not be taking advantage of the system are doing. To say you feel as though you should be rewarded is silly. Reward yourself with hard work and dedication and the rest will take care of itself. There is a shelf life for people who sponge off of other people. Make yourself into who you want to be. Not trying to be disrespectful or talk down to you, just passing along a little life experience for what it's worth.

    +5
  • happyjack January 26, 2015

    At fistermister I was directly responding to nativemurican's post. If you read his original post you will see.

    +2
  • kanada January 26, 2015

    @happy, that's great advice & a wonderful post. I couldn't agree more on every sentence you wrote. @native, you seem to be on the right path, stay on it and trust me the rewards will come. Focus on your future, not what others are doing, now that's being proactive. Paying your taxes & helping others out that are less fortunate then you, -even if some are scamming- well you should be proud of yourself. You're building personal integrity & character, building blocks to a successful life.

    +2
  • tookalook January 27, 2015

    ^^^^what a fuckin douche bag lmao eh!

    -1
  • rodeye2 January 27, 2015

    Who the fuck is Dave ?

    +0
  • sbohica January 27, 2015

    @rodeye2!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK MOTHERFUCKER, IF U DONT KNOW WHO DAVE IS!!!!!!!!!!!! Now go finger ur ass and pray for puberty, bitch!

    +3
  • rodeye2 January 28, 2015

    ^^^Dave who ? fuck face. It's so god dam blury, and who would want to imitate that douche...ya might get shot.

    +1
 
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