Shelf Of Tits

What's up with this bitch crucifying her nipples like that? At least we know she's decent with a hammer. I guess we could put her to work on some projects around the house. And now she's got a nice little tray attached to her tits to serve us drinks on. Brilliant.

36 Comments
  • fistermister January 29, 2015

    I think that hurt me more than it did her.

    +4
  • fulmerino January 29, 2015

    Drive one in your temple....

    +1
  • nybadguy January 29, 2015

    My turn to nail her in the ass.

    +3
  • iluvkitty January 29, 2015

    She can be charged with 2 felonies..... Hate crime against a black person and animal cruelty

    +7
  • nudepoker69 January 29, 2015

    I want to nail her pussy!

    +0
  • cellule January 29, 2015

    Try selling to Wall Mart, after you can think of sending an e-mail to Victoria's secrets.

    +0
  • sexmaster January 29, 2015

    She has inherited some white people's sick and demented behaviors.

    -1
  • picklehiesner January 29, 2015

    Fuckin do it yourselfers ... Hire a carpenter

    +5
  • vaticanvomit January 29, 2015

    She didn't even wince. Well...uhm. she has me beat. I thought I liked pain

    +2
  • 78782273 January 29, 2015

    For this bitch to get 100% crucifying, I have to nail her ass.!

    +1
  • longhungwong January 29, 2015

    She made a rack for her rack.

    +5
  • yeknom January 29, 2015

    So I guess it's not all just white men.

    +2
  • realtalks January 29, 2015

    That's so fucking crazy!!!! Never seen that before!!!! A woman using a hammer, now that's some crazy shit!!!

    +4
  • captainkidd January 29, 2015

    MMM! Look at all that delicious fupa!

    +2
  • preferemshaved January 29, 2015

    She obviously has workplace skills but she's still on welfare. Go figure.

    +1
  • dog66 January 29, 2015

    this is what happens when you dont watch the whole "how to" video and skim through

    +2
  • fingers January 29, 2015

    I got a bostictch framing nailer if she needs a more secure hold.

    +2
  • corruptedsob January 29, 2015

    Lightfighter finally sent in her tits . Looks like she got board.

    +2
  • breakfastblunt January 29, 2015

    Isn't this white person shit? She must have grown up in the suburbs.

    -2
  • dozer67 January 29, 2015

    @yeknom your Avatar is my look ,comment and reaction.

    +3
  • jeeprod January 29, 2015

    What in the fucking blue blazing hell is wrong with people?!

    +1
  • captjim January 29, 2015

    This week on This Old House...

    +1
  • r1d30rd13 January 29, 2015

    Shes flat as a board

    +1
  • dullfeathers January 30, 2015

    She failed home ebonomics.

    +3
  • lolpwned January 30, 2015

    This kinda shit is why I never let anyone borrow my tools.

    +2
  • honkie365 January 30, 2015

    Tribal custom

    +0
  • cheshiregrin January 30, 2015

    I know the economy sucks, but goddammit, save up to get your nipples pierced! This isn't worth the potential lockjaw from driving nails into your tits.

    +1
  • nudepoker69 January 30, 2015

    She not the sharpest tool in lumber mill.

    +1
  • hornyfatman January 30, 2015

    I'm sure it was just through her piercings, but titties are titties..

    +0
  • yeknom January 30, 2015

    @dozer67 lol yeah that's generally my face any time I'm on crazyshit.

    +2
  • corruptedsob January 30, 2015

    Hey lightfighter I know u neged me ...speak up bitch

    +0
  • eldiablo January 31, 2015

    You crazy black bitch.

    +0
  • bobbabooey January 31, 2015

    I worked in construction when I was younger. This always happened whenever they hired a woman. The full video ends with her going on maternity leave and me having to fix her shitty carpentry work.

    +1
  • shwangindiq January 31, 2015

    That bitch is high af

    +1
  • tibiafinger February 16, 2015

    She's got way too much time on her Tits

    +0
  • tomshark November 5, 2015

    This is one of her first videos...she has lots more with everything from nails, ice picks, skewers, and forks stuck into her boobs.

    +0
 
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