Japanese pasta must really suck ass

Big Jeff
14,966 Views 1 year ago

I can get down on some sushi and all that shit when I try Japanese foods, but I've never heard of Japanese pasta. Aesthetically it doesn't look appealing, I'm sure it smells like a can of shark shit. Also if all you have for sauce is that then you know it has to be shit.

26 Comments
  • azzholee February 2, 2015

    what the heck !!! everything we cute until she suddenly threw up

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  • azzholee February 2, 2015

    i never understand that fetish tbh

    -1
  • yeayeayea February 2, 2015

    i really want to put a bullet between their eyes.

    +1
  • breakfastblunt February 2, 2015

    I like my puke on the side too.

    +2
  • fistermister February 2, 2015

    Damn, at first I was think, what a lucky guy, until she turned into the Exorcist!

    +3
  • crazyvet February 2, 2015

    Well, that was real sexy.

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  • realtalks February 2, 2015

    What till she surprises him with her homemade chocolate lava cake for desert

    +5
  • whobe February 2, 2015

    If that's what it takes to get some pussy I'll pass.

    +3
  • corruptedsob February 2, 2015

    That bitch would be awesome on Facial Abuse .

    +1
  • ouch February 2, 2015

    Excuse me but I have to go all Robby on this one. WHAT IN THE MOTHER BLUE FUCK MFSMFCSAMFSOB!

    +1
  • darkmadness February 2, 2015

    That's fucked up yo, That could have fed 2000 starving children...

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  • potrostation February 2, 2015

    Closest I've come was banging a chick doggie style bending her over a deck rail while she blew chunks.

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  • nybadguy February 2, 2015

    Well. now i know how these gook chicks stay so skinny.

    +1
  • captainkidd February 2, 2015

    This is why I NEVER eat at Japanese restaurants.

    +5
  • goodster February 2, 2015

    I' would have fucked her, until she started puking on everything.

    +0
  • dullfeathers February 2, 2015

    That bitch would've been out on curb for puking on the food I just made her let alone coming close to the thought of puking in my face!

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  • bobbabooey February 2, 2015

    Bitch! You just ruined 28 cents worth of Top Ramen!

    +2
  • bobbabooey February 2, 2015

    It's a good thing I didn't date any Asian chicks in college because I would've gone to prison for killing a bitch for puking on my Top Ramen, and believe me it would've been a hate crime.

    +1
  • bobbabooey February 2, 2015

    They must export the Top Ramen to us and keep the Bottom Ramen for themselves

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  • fulmerino February 2, 2015

    Fuckin Asians...

    +0
  • fingers February 2, 2015

    I stopped at about 20 seconds in. I knew damn well Asians and food on crazyshit was going be nasty.

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  • cellule February 3, 2015

    That's a trap: I feel like I have to choose between shit or puke, therefore accepting one of them. Is there any asian cyst vid'?

    +1
  • dildozer February 3, 2015

    Dayum that was some good hang time on that puke. It was like a faucet

    +1
  • ballshorts February 3, 2015

    I'm glad she found a way to stay skinny!

    +0
  • cheshiregrin February 3, 2015

    Goddammit, I need to stop trying to eat dinner while perusing this site...I'm eating goddamn noodles right now.

    +0
  • briskman11 February 7, 2015

    That bitch was like the Exorcist...HOLY SHIT!!!!

    +0
 
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