These people should feel privileged to bear witness to a plane crashing into a river right in front of them. That's a once in a life time opportunity. At least 31 are dead. It seems that Asian airlines just aren't the safest.
Still on a lighter note, some Asians are now eating the taxi driver`s messy underpants.
Just an early announcement from your captain "WERE FUCKED"!!
Went down faster than Adam at a Million Man March in Washington, DC.
How do you say "coming in hot" in Japanese?
the pilot rides a moped
Fuckers can't ride on two wheels, drive four wheels, what makes you think they could fly!!
Asian airlines would be so much safer if they didn't hire Asian pilots
Co pilot was like bet you can't do a barrel roll, the pilot was like here hold my beer!!
Fucking chinks can't take a hint that they can't handle any type of mechanical apparatus
That pilots gonna need a banana boat and a cocopuff! Then he will b fine...
Was the pilot a woman? Sure looks like it.
@ realtalks, when I was a kid 30+ years ago, a pilot at the local airshow tried to do a barrel roll, and would you believe they found beer cans in the cockpit after the crash ?
^^Drunken stupor and balls of steel don't mix all the time
Just seen this on the news. There was a train wreck also somewhere elce
Contwol we have a pwobwum
^^^ Yep but who stops on RR tracks?
O_O HORY SHET!
@dozer. Not me. But i see idiots do it a lot man.
@coonboy, You don't :D
Ground Control to Major Tom
That pilot is just plane stupid
@marcodufour What is the name of the movie in your avatar??
Why are they still using propellers ? .... oh ye
Oh yeah .. their gooks
guess he didn't drink his red balls, no wings.
Unfortunately, Captain Sum Ting Wong and Co-Pilot Wee Tu Lo were not able to pull their tongues out of flight attendant Ho Lee Fooks ass quickly enough to avert disaster.
I half expect the Argentinian President to post here
... perhaps she could tweet that "obviousry the pirots got it wong"
Hello, Geico? My car just got hit by a plane. Am I covered?
Of course they crashed, the landing gears were up.
that's why you rarely see a china man in the NBA; no hang time.
@coonboy It`s Blazing Saddles.
"DE PLANE,, DE PLANE!!!
The truckingman is fucking speechless...sincerely.
KTVU just reported the names of the pilots...
Captain Sum Tin Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Was someone blowing the horn? "sorry I don't usually see planes land on the HW sorry I slowed down".... What a shit batch of human life..
"Look... light 'em up cause we're going down!!!"
asains no matter what there driving