Week In Crazyshit: Make It Rain

I went to get a sandwich at the deli, and I was just in time for the waterworks, since some dumbass backed up into a fire hydrant. That was nice. And we finally heard from Rockinron, maybe for the last time...

42 Comments
  • realtalks February 8, 2015

    Rockinron is alive, I'm shocked... All I asked Ron is that if you don't come back you at least videotape your death and send it in to us for one last goodbye. Best wishes on your new journey

    +5
  • bobbabooey February 8, 2015

    Well, at least it's good to hear rockinron's alive and out of the hospital, but I'm definitely gonna miss his posts. What was he in the hospital for, PTSD after watching that one fruit get his dick cut off? I'm close behind.

    +3
  • dullfeathers February 8, 2015

    Best of luck Ron!

    +4
  • rockinron February 8, 2015

    its been a real good run hanging here at CS with all you fine folks. most of you know i have real screwed up health and heart problems. well i just added chronic lung failure to that list and my time here is short. i have to have a ventilator at night to sleep with or i die. while in the hospital i had a near death experience and found out there really is a god and christ and made my peace with the Lord. CS helped me thru some hard times by showing me i didn't have it as bad in this world as alot of other people who appeared in all these video's over the years. CS had its time and place in my life and that has come to an end. now its time to move on. i won't leave without telling you the secret about what i do for a job and after i tell you , you will understand why it was a secret. now i can't say exactly what i do but i can give you a good idea. i am a public elected government official here in the mitten state. i wont say anymore than that due to the safety of my job and who i am. its always been kept secret because jay and i felt it would be a real bad thing if someone knew exactly who i am and what i do, and went to the news about it. crazyshit on fox news would not be good for business or my office. my voice has always been disguised so no one would recognize it on the week in crazyshit news. like i said folks i have met my maker and he is as real as real can be and jesus christ is at his side. can't wait for the end it can't come to soon for me, it was glorious where i went and what i saw. peace to all of you but its time for my life to change and time for me to lead it more righteously, for my constituents and for my family and for my self. i may drop in from time to time but only briefly just to say "hey guys" on the crazyshit hotline. a special thanks to adam he really is straight and he really is a cool dude. i guess we all are different in the real world though so peace out and god bless you all. nothing but love for ya. rockinron

    +12
  • kanada February 8, 2015

    Good luck rockinron! Id like to hear your story once you're feeling better. You got any wound pussy you'd like to share for old time sake?

    +1
  • captainkidd February 8, 2015

    FUCK YOU RON! WELCOME BACK BUDDY! DONT EVER LEAVE US AGAIN!

    +3
  • captainkidd February 8, 2015

    Seriously, though...we're gonna miss you, man!

    +2
  • goodster February 8, 2015

    @rockinron,,,God speed man. Only been here for a few years, but I feel you do get to know some people even if it is just through posts. Good luck my friend. you will be missed and this better not turn out to be another trick. FUCK YOU...... GOODSTER!!!

    +3
  • sbohica February 8, 2015

    LMFAO! Yeah...

    +5
  • kanada February 8, 2015

    I wanna hear more on the near death experience.

    +3
  • sbohica February 8, 2015

    I wanna know, in the information age, how an elected official, ANYWHERE, can b hospitalized, for 15 days and u can find NO INFO on the net bout it... I'm holding back sooooo much but honestly... Not worth the wasting of my energy! Yeah...

    +4
  • bigtex February 8, 2015

    Rockinron, I wish you the very best! Good luck and take care!

    +3
  • vaticider February 8, 2015

    One of the more enjoyable posters to read. Good luck and health.. if this is another joke FUCK YOU!!!!all bases covered.

    +2
  • azzholee February 8, 2015

    are you bullshitting again ron

    +3
  • longhungwong February 8, 2015

    You are usually bullshittin Ron but either way best of luck to ya

    +3
  • sbohica February 8, 2015

    To ALL THE PG! Ron found god, smoked a blunt with JC and is now telling us that we are scum and sinners for visiting this site and his shit smells better than ours now so he can't kick it with us!!!! Jay, Adam, BJ and the rest of CS... Yall are fine with this, rite? WOW!

    +3
  • potrostation February 9, 2015

    Shit. No more RR. I feel like the old guy at the Night club now.

    +1
  • happyjack February 9, 2015

    God must have forgiven all of his sins except the one that could not be overlooked, faking his own death on crazyshit. RON YE SHALL REPENT AND SACRIFICE YE CRAZYSHIT ACCOUNT FOR THE GOOD MEMBERS OF CRAZYSHIT (In the voice of Morgan Freeman playing God in a movie) Ron so loved his fellow crazyshitters that he gave his only account......

    +3
  • sbohica February 9, 2015

    +1 happy... U can disguise ur voice all day long but u can't cover up non intelligent intellic, verbiage, putting together a sentence. If hes an elected GOVERNMENT official, then I'm deep cover in black ops and shot bin laden the second time!

    +2
  • happyjack February 9, 2015

    ^^^^^ I think you mean unintelligent intellect, not non intelligent intellic. Feel free to disguise your voice now.

    +6
  • cellule February 9, 2015

    Nothing negative about Obamacare when it's related to someone "we know"..

    Were's your real face, 'murica?

    +1
  • fulmerino February 9, 2015

    Well damn, I think I died a lil on the inside.....

    +1
  • whobe February 9, 2015

    Good luck and may you get to smack all the Akbars when you leave this Planet. Oh my bad they are all in Hell. We will all see you one day. Peace Brother.

    +1
  • rockinron February 9, 2015

    for those that think i am not what i say, then thats great, just one less thing to worry about. read all my old posts that you can i am having jay completely remove my exsistance from crazyshit in the next week or so. see jay knows whats bad for business and bad for city government officials. and i will no longer exist in a matter of days here on crazyshit. wont be nothing left but some holes and my account which will be sealed and only used by me. which i won't be useing it anymore. good by and good health to you all even the haters. peace love and god bless.

    +1
  • zmolez February 9, 2015

    Sorry to hear that Ron,wish you all the best,enjoyed all the laughs,and sucks that you cant make a few minutes for c.s.,my prayers are with ya bro... Reverend Mole (yep I'm a Reverend)

    +2
  • vulture February 9, 2015

    hey Ron I going to miss you and your comments in the PG, you've made your peace with your maker, I guess he was not to happy about all the wound pussy, enjoy what time you have left and make it count for your loved once. Amen

    +4
  • vulture February 9, 2015

    ones*

    +0
  • iluvkitty February 9, 2015

    BULLSHIT!!!!!! I don't believe Ron..... Adam IS gay!!!!!!

    +7
  • dozer67 February 9, 2015

    Ehh who the fuck cares I am President Obama..this is the internet anyone can say anything.

    +0
  • dozer67 February 9, 2015

    BTW I miss Frank Derbin,KillKenny and Fornmat187

    +3
  • ouch February 9, 2015

    It's not often that I say I am wrong But I thought I would miss you Rockinron..... I guess I was wrong FUCK YOU!

    +2
  • wifebeater2000 February 9, 2015

    I haven't made top ten comments since you're stupid ass decided to disappear .. fuck u fuck u fuck u .. we all want to know any government secrets if you know of any .. il miss you buddy ... suck dick... take care faggot ..

    +3
  • truckingman February 9, 2015

    I hope you have a nice day, and I wish you good luck in your life Rockinron.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • happyjack February 9, 2015

    I'm going to be up late tonight combing through all of rockinron's old posts rejoicing in their greatness before they are obliterated into tiny pieces and sent into outer space never to be found again. I doubt fox news will open Fox And Friends about an unknown city council member from a one horse town in bum fuck egypt posting on an edgy website. Talk about your delusions of grandeur. And then to take the time to disguise his voice to give an empty this week in crazyshit "news report"??? Someone has been watching too many late night movies.

    +0
  • kanada February 9, 2015

    @happyjack, you're pretty brave, bad talking a guy that rubs elbows with powerful people. This is a man that was kickin' it with God & JC the other day. I wonder why he wants us to read his old comments, are they not full of sin? But I laughed at your post, good shit +1.

    +1
  • ouch February 9, 2015

    Whatever

    +0
  • ouch February 9, 2015

    Hey all you CS bitches. I just won last nights first prize of 6 million dollar in powerball, I would like to buy you all lifetime memberships to CS and fly you all to Australia for a celebratory party, I'll ask Jay, Adam and Big Jeffery to be guests of honour and to bring a ton of CS T-Shirts. We can play games and braid each other hair :) Please email me your contact info. My email address is Imnotfallingforthatone@CS.com.Fuckyou. Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!

    +3
  • pizzapie February 9, 2015

    How does anyone quit crazyshit? I can't live without my CS every day.

    +4
  • ouch February 9, 2015

    @pizzapie You need help lol

    +2
  • mykejp February 9, 2015

    Best of luck Ron.

    +3
  • unknownbrain February 10, 2015

    I been on this site since 2005 and now I'm at age 22 until February 26 haha im a real scumbag...

    -1
  • otakuharakiri February 13, 2015

    Good to see rockinron is still alive. I too was in the hospital from BMX accident with a compound fracture.( I got some pics of some primo wound pussy where the bone came out) unfortunately I'm back with my awful commentary and I hope Ron comes back soon as well.

    +0
 
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