She's a Fart Smeller

jay
38,376 Views 1 year ago

My Dad used to kid with me when I was little and ask me if I wanted to be a smart feller or a fart smeller. I always went with smart feller. This woman, she went with fart smeller. It's her job to check out the fat girls farts before they go to work at the fat girl brothel house. It's a terrible job, and the pay stinks! Ha!

33 Comments
  • whobe February 20, 2015

    Alright you guys can have all those fat chicks. Tell me how much you like them now. I've been on this planet for 58 years and I have never farted like that even when I tried. They are just fucking nasty as hell.

    +2
  • bobbabooey February 20, 2015

    And they all said she couldn't get a job in porn with that ugly Mr. Bean face

    +2
  • sactownryder February 20, 2015

    I see Penelope Cruz is back to work.

    +3
  • fingers February 20, 2015

    That's a homiopathic treatment for homesickness it's used mainly by pakis and Indians

    +4
  • whobe February 20, 2015

    Dumb bitch thinks that is going to make her tits bigger.

    -1
  • fistermister February 20, 2015

    I think the end of the world is upon us.

    +0
  • bobbabooey February 20, 2015

    @fingers I'm sure it works on Mexicans too. I'm not Mexican, but I've spent time in Guadalajara and Mexico City (and I'm not talking about the rich, tourist areas), they both smell like everybody is farting and burning coal at the same time.

    +1
  • crazyvet February 20, 2015

    Training to be an executive with the I.R.S.

    +1
  • jlm77 February 20, 2015

    I'm guessing those fat Bitchies are a smell like ass no need for them to be farting

    +0
  • jettech84 February 20, 2015

    If it smells that bad why keep doing it? Like a train wreck, cant help but to look.

    +1
  • realtalks February 20, 2015

    That's how they show gratitude for a good meal in their country

    +0
  • corruptedsob February 20, 2015

    Did the fat bitchs eat her tits ?

    +1
  • picklehiesner February 20, 2015

    I feel a bit of a draft in here

    +3
  • cryptiic February 20, 2015

    What did they feed that beast??

    +2
  • spazman February 20, 2015

    Holy fuck, And I thought cleaning the shit off that toilet would be a bad job.

    +1
  • ouch February 20, 2015

    Muslim Women are trying to compete with what camels smell like to get their husbands to fuck them too.

    +2
  • whobe February 20, 2015

    I bet a whale couldn't fart as hard and long as the last pig.

    +1
  • madkraze February 20, 2015

    Just the look on her face is fucking priceless

    +3
  • stenchfart February 20, 2015

    I call bullshit..no asshole puckering..I know a fake fart video when I see it..taped farts

    +0
  • jay3032 February 20, 2015

    Back in mexico city we seen shit like this all the time yoou werent there man

    +1
  • potrostation February 20, 2015

    That girl was white 6 fat bitches ago.

    +5
  • bobbabooey February 20, 2015

    @potro And blonde!

    +3
  • immanuelkunt February 20, 2015

    I still wouldn't stay in her fucking motel.

    +0
  • wisconsinjed February 20, 2015

    Much better on the olfactories to be a smart feller! Much, much better!

    +1
  • solidbriscoe February 20, 2015

    The most awesome vid today. Not to mention funny as hell.

    +1
  • snowbunnies February 21, 2015

    beaners are nasty...SEE

    +1
  • dullfeathers February 21, 2015

    What low budget bullshit fake shit is this Jay? We all know she'd choked on her own vomit if it were real.

    +2
  • slippy February 21, 2015

    Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks CS

    +1
  • harleybitch February 21, 2015

    She is actually smelling their pussy....editing in the farts.

    +1
  • dozer67 February 21, 2015

    Why the stink face? it's not like she is surprised about the smell.

    +1
  • fukemallcuz05 February 21, 2015

    Jesus that fat fuckin gook at the end was fartin like a champ!! Man farts mixed with stinky fat pussy is a death sentence!!

    +0
  • bustercherry February 22, 2015

    Give'er the mud slide

    +0
  • cellule February 23, 2015

    So much biofuel waisted here..

    +0
 
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