I'm no arsonist, but I would think that the first rule to follow when burning down a building is don't set your face on fire. He did not abide by that rule. Maybe it's time to find a new hobby more suitable to his talents.
The first time Johnny Blaze ever said "Flame on!"
What a flaming idiot ha ha.
It's crazy the things you see at arson fires. One piece of advice. Don't try to burn a body to get rid of it. It smells awful and we find it anyway.
Somebody missed the class on stop, drop, and roll... Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires!
All that's missing is some daffy duck noises or benny hill music.
You're thinking of Johnny Storm, big daddy305. Johnny Blaze is Ghost Rider, not the Human Torch.
Test your shit first before you go public bro.
"The head, the head, the head is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfucker baste, baste MF, baste..."
fireman is real and was caught on camera
@bobba....that's why you should remove teeth and hair, chop up body and feed it to very hungry pigs. Teeth and hair can upset piggy tummies. Apparently. And burning bodies smell a bit like roast piggies.
Karma has such finesse at times!
Love it when I get to view karma first hand.
3rd degree burns for 1rst degree dumbass.
And they call me a fucking hothead.
He had no choice. He lost his lighter and needed to put on fire one more building..