They used to stomp barrels of grapes to squeeze out the juices to make their wine, but toe jam wine sounds displeasing. On the same note this action done with feet seems displeasing...actually just fucking unbearable.
This what life feels like around tax season.
If I go over someones house and see a hole in the the middle of the table I'm leaving.
Remember that day we did a floor job on that house and Juan went missing? I think I found him.
Never try to use your dick as a snorkel.
This is what you get for believing a bitch who says, just stick your dick and balls through that hole and I will make you very happy.
How could someone dis-like they're penis so much
Dead from the waist down.
Man. I thought blue balls hurt.
You're supposed to put the glory hole on the wall, not on the floor
There is no glory to be had through this hole.
I prefer my balls cradled or tickled
Hire the fat honey covered bitch and have her squash your balls and cock for the last time since you hate them so much
I guess he must be married.
Obviously a Blow Job was out of the question.
That's not foot-fetish, it's barely 5" long!
Ha-Ha! His dinky penis is no bigger than her big toes! Maybe they were both pissed off at his cock and balls for being so tiny!
I want to see the video when one of his testicles explodes inside their scrotum.
all the women in my life have done that shit to me-- one way or the other
If one of them balls blew out the side, I would of quit the internet. goddamn whats wrong with people.
It's interesting that the intense pain caused him to orgasm and ejaculate.
A quadraplegic cheerleader competition would make more sense.