Mushroom burger may contain psilocybin

When I think five guys and fries I expect great cheeseburgers and fries...nothing too fancy. When this guy thinks of them he's thinking about that mushroom bacon Swiss. I think mushrooms on burgers is gross as fuck, but if they come with a kick I might have to give it a go.

24 Comments
  • woozlewuzzle March 9, 2015

    I'll have what he's having.

    +3
  • nybadguy March 9, 2015

    I smoked salvia once that shit made me act the same way. Shrooms i was a happy fuck. Acid i was bugging the fuck out. Them jesus christ double dipped hits are insane man. Never again will i do any of that shit.

    +0
  • fistermister March 9, 2015

    Oh to be young again.

    +2
  • sharkbait March 9, 2015

    Looks like Jesse is back on the meth again.

    +0
  • realtalks March 9, 2015

    "I got these cheeseburgers man" just like in the movie menace 2 society, if you don't want them burgers he'll suck your dick

    +2
  • crazyvet March 9, 2015

    Most guys who I have seen that wear red panties act this way all the time.

    +1
  • bobbabooey March 9, 2015

    Tweaker on his lunch break

    +2
  • whobe March 9, 2015

    A 4 way hit of orange sunshine and he would become Jesus.

    +1
  • bigtex March 9, 2015

    He's sober. Just forgot his helmet and drool cup!

    +7
  • vulture March 9, 2015

    that music is enough to make anybody act wierd

    +2
  • picklehiesner March 9, 2015

    I like to get drunk and I like to get high but I don't like getting retarded

    +3
  • stenchfart March 9, 2015

    looking for a grateful dead concert

    +1
  • otakuharakiri March 9, 2015

    That's not shrooms. This guy is coked the fuck out of his skull.

    -1
  • corruptedsob March 9, 2015

    The fucked up camera angle adds a nice touch .

    +1
  • ouch March 9, 2015

    Ya know there are programs out there that can flip a video the correct way around?

    +0
  • tookalook March 9, 2015

    3 hits of blotter and some mini golf.....never again!

    +1
  • tookalook March 9, 2015

    @ouch Ya have to realize that the person behind the cam has probably had all of his or hers vaccinations, has been drinking floridated water all his or hers life and has inadvertantly caused him or herself much brain damage over the years. Recommending video editing software to such an individual is pointless.

    So here is what a twiggy little fag like you should do, grab your monitor and give it a turn until the picture is at it's desired position.

    This message brought to you by

    +1
  • truckingman March 9, 2015

    You can hear the manager asking "who brought the Magic Mushroom again?"

    LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • truckingman March 9, 2015

    The song actually fit this seen....

    Still LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • txdo_msk March 9, 2015

    He just had the Cajun fries after they cooled. Blech!

    +1
  • dullfeathers March 10, 2015

    I do the same thing waiting for the restroom after eating Checkers.

    +1
  • cellule March 10, 2015

    Never eat the toy included in a happy meal.

    +1
  • mcintjmi March 10, 2015

    CAN'T YOU SEE, CAN'T YOU SEE? WHAT THAT BURGER... BEEN DOING TO ME"

    +2
  • douchebaggins March 10, 2015

    I'd like a yellow flavored bacon cheeseburger please.

    +1
 
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