That Thing Got A Hemi?

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Adam H.
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I figure those scooters gotta have a weight limit, and I would have thought he exceeded it. But somehow he's rolling. That's going to be a huge mess when he gets run over by a truck. They'll need a whole crew of guys to carry his mangled corpse away.

31 Comments
  • ludenlasivius March 11, 2015

    Now we know why there's a food shortage in that country.

    +7
  • bobbabooey March 11, 2015

    My F-350 probably gets better gas mileage than that thing when he's on board

    +7
  • bustercherry March 11, 2015

    Just the chance to throw a stick in his front wheel. That's all I'm asking.

    +8
  • whobe March 11, 2015

    For his own good he better hope that thing has air brakes.

    +1
  • negrodeleto March 11, 2015

    He's just wearing a padded suit for protection. Seen one too many scooter deaths on Crazyshit.

    +7
  • vikingshill March 11, 2015

    Where's his twin brother?

    +11
  • hungsolow March 11, 2015

    Im speechless. Atta boy, you finally get out of your bed and prove to others that being overly obesed doesnt mean You cant enjoy like any others. Im so proud of you, hommie.

    +3
  • ludenlasivius March 11, 2015

    @vikingshill He ate him.

    +4
  • ludenlasivius March 11, 2015

    @bustercherry Hey buster, anybody ever tell you that you look like D. B. Cooper?

    +2
  • ludenlasivius March 11, 2015

    @hungsolow Don't get too happy for him. He uses that thing to ferry his fat ass between the couch, the fridge, and the toilet. Had to go out for some Hershey's chocolate sauce for his Cocoa Puffs and musta got lost when he couldn't get back up the stairs.

    +3
  • realtalks March 11, 2015

    He's not fat, he just has several smaller chinamen wrapped around him as body armor for when he eventually gets hit

    +4
  • jeeprod March 11, 2015

    Yeah, that's a hemi....

    HEMIsphere of ASS on that bitch.

    -1
  • eject March 11, 2015

    He makes a goldwing look like a mini bike.

    +1
  • mrlongshot March 11, 2015

    Hit too big of a bump and he will be getting that scooter surgically removed.

    +5
  • vulture March 11, 2015

    were is his "convoy exceptional" sign....up his arse

    +1
  • picklehiesner March 11, 2015

    His fat ass is about to eat that scooter

    +2
  • nucnfuts March 11, 2015

    ^^^vikingshill^^remembers seeing the two lard ass twins in the guinness book.

    +3
  • potrostation March 11, 2015

    nucnfuts: They took up the whole cover.

    +1
  • potrostation March 11, 2015

    I'm not surprised. We've seen a family of four and a goat on one of these.

    +2
  • hammerdown March 11, 2015

    That fucking bike wouldnt pull his fat ass down hill

    +1
  • mykejp March 11, 2015

    He could have gone faster if he just roll his fat ass down the hill.

    +1
  • darkmadness March 11, 2015

    Poor 125CC

    +1
  • truckingman March 11, 2015

    That moped is not humming, it's MF" SCREAMING TO DEATH!!!

    +1
  • truckingman March 11, 2015

    Also, the "WIDE LOAD" banner in the back Vulture.

    LMMF"AO, ______

    +0
  • nacho1223 March 11, 2015

    friking funny dude

    +1
  • cellule March 12, 2015

    Chuck Norris sold his moped?

    +2
  • vaticider March 12, 2015

    I see a Hemi..roid on the guy.

    +2
  • lorilee32 March 12, 2015

    I thought that was a scooter from behind but that is a fairly large bike but not nearly large enough for him.

    +1
  • dozer67 March 12, 2015

    Nonsense that is a full sized Harley he just makes it look like a scooter.

    +1
  • sickfuck642 March 15, 2015

    its like the lost dog fat ass only with a suzuki

    +0
  • suckzone March 19, 2015

    He has a tattoo on his fupa that says "Wide Fucking Load"

    +0
 
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