Deer are some seriously stupid fucking animals. Those assholes will run out in front of anything they see that's moving real fast. Get up and finish that motherfucker off so you can cook up some venison tonight.
Now you get to go to jail for killing a doe out of season.
I was in my car yesterday and I hit a deer, deer old man.
Oh Deer are you allwight?
I was wondering who would leave the most unoriginal comment possible. Congratulations, Zahnfee. It was even sooner than I expected.
If that deer isn't dead it soon will be!
You can bet a buck he's gonna feel that in the morning.
@ Adam Are you telling Zahn that he can't repost old shit but you can? At least he got it in on time.
He rode the deer back home and cooked the long-board for dinner.
Deer 1 "What do you want do today?"
Deer 2 "Let's go by the highway and run out in front of skateboarders"
Deer 1 "OK!"
The boarder got caught like a deer in headlights!
Ya gotta admit: that deer spinning out looked pretty cool though. A hell of a lot cooler than the longboarder just laying there.
Man did you see that, the MF" Deer was MF" "Break Dancing..."
fucking asshole deer
That's what I'm talking about!!!!! The most noble way to die...is to become part of the food chain!! TAG MOTHERFUCKER..YOUR IT
What the hell Adam??? You talkin shit? Trying to start an online scrap? Damn, hypocrisy is crazy... Anyway +10 on the updates today! No fag shit. But that "thing" bending over and pissing in shower is very disturbing!
If that was me, the Game Warden would have written me a fucking ticket before anybody could call an ambulance!
Who won? the queer or the deer?
Longboarding douche 0
Fucked her, right in the pussy.
A deer on the road is worth two on the pavement