Longboarder VS. Deer

Deer are some seriously stupid fucking animals. Those assholes will run out in front of anything they see that's moving real fast. Get up and finish that motherfucker off so you can cook up some venison tonight.

22 Comments
  • crazyvet March 12, 2015

    Now you get to go to jail for killing a doe out of season.

    +1
  • shortbus March 12, 2015

    I was in my car yesterday and I hit a deer, deer old man.

    +1
  • zahnfee March 12, 2015

    Oh deer...

    +0
  • hungsolow March 12, 2015

    Oh Deer are you allwight?

    +1
  • Adam H. March 12, 2015

    I was wondering who would leave the most unoriginal comment possible. Congratulations, Zahnfee. It was even sooner than I expected.

    +4
  • fistermister March 12, 2015

    If that deer isn't dead it soon will be!

    +1
  • longhungwong March 12, 2015

    You can bet a buck he's gonna feel that in the morning.

    +2
  • shortbus March 12, 2015

    @ Adam Are you telling Zahn that he can't repost old shit but you can? At least he got it in on time.

    +9
  • whobe March 12, 2015

    Your out!

    +1
  • cellule March 12, 2015

    He rode the deer back home and cooked the long-board for dinner.

    +4
  • captjim March 12, 2015

    Deer 1 "What do you want do today?"

    Deer 2 "Let's go by the highway and run out in front of skateboarders"

    Deer 1 "OK!"

    +1
  • realtalks March 12, 2015

    The boarder got caught like a deer in headlights!

    +2
  • txdo_msk March 12, 2015

    Ya gotta admit: that deer spinning out looked pretty cool though. A hell of a lot cooler than the longboarder just laying there.

    +2
  • truckingman March 12, 2015

    Man did you see that, the MF" Deer was MF" "Break Dancing..."

    +0
  • eyeh8dumbasses March 12, 2015

    fucking asshole deer

    +3
  • bustercherry March 12, 2015

    That's what I'm talking about!!!!! The most noble way to die...is to become part of the food chain!! TAG MOTHERFUCKER..YOUR IT

    +0
  • sbohica March 12, 2015

    What the hell Adam??? You talkin shit? Trying to start an online scrap? Damn, hypocrisy is crazy... Anyway +10 on the updates today! No fag shit. But that "thing" bending over and pissing in shower is very disturbing!

    +1
  • jackpot March 12, 2015

    If that was me, the Game Warden would have written me a fucking ticket before anybody could call an ambulance!

    +2
  • immanuelkunt March 12, 2015

    Who won? the queer or the deer?

    +0
  • mykejp March 12, 2015

    Bambi 1

    Longboarding douche 0

    +2
  • potrostation March 12, 2015

    Fucked her, right in the pussy.

    -1
  • redpig March 15, 2015

    A deer on the road is worth two on the pavement

    +0
 
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