Who Wants Cake?

jay
15,236 Views 1 year ago

Why the fuck are you using a flame throwing for a candle? You knew it was going to happen, but you didn't care. Now I can't even get a piece of cake because the cake has exploded all over the floor. Someone hand me a beer, I hate birthdays.

15 Comments
  • bobbabooey March 13, 2015

    Smells like burnt Chinese

    +5
  • sbohica March 13, 2015

    Fucking dumb shits! Enough said..

    +5
  • longhungwong March 13, 2015

    Bitches.. if yall really want me to have a happy birthday say it on your knees! (>.

    +4
  • whobe March 13, 2015

    They were some hot bitches.

    -1
  • realtalks March 13, 2015

    Good job there fucking retards who probably won't be celebrating any birthdays next year, let's put these balloons filled with flammable gas right over a cake topped with a big ass sparkler. This shit is like basic training at the fireworks factory

    -2
  • douchebaggins March 13, 2015

    Qrick, somerun call nine run run!

    +2
  • assmasterson March 13, 2015

    OK, which one of you rascals put hydrogen in the helium tank again?

    +4
  • bobbabooey March 13, 2015

    Kim Jong Un looks pissed

    +3
  • truckingman March 13, 2015

    You are supposed to us "Helium" not MF" Hydrogen how do you think Hindenburg burned so MF" FAST....

    MF" shaking his head, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • mykejp March 13, 2015

    I've seen better pyro at a KISS concert.

    +2
  • vaticider March 13, 2015

    Points and laughs.

    +1
  • mountaineer March 13, 2015

    The never heard of the Hindenburg.

    +1
  • bobbabooey March 13, 2015

    He's a big fan of the heavy metal band Great White, so they reenacted The Station Nightclub Fire for his birthday

    +4
  • nacho1223 March 14, 2015

    he saw it in the flames and didnt know w would hapnd

    +1
  • sickfuck642 March 15, 2015

    Darwins birthday was as expected.

    +0
 
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