This actually survived the fall, but he died later on in the hospital. I bet he was feeling like a dumbass for that last few hours, or however long it took. That doesn't really help their population problem though.
extra points for the swan dive....
I give it a 7, just because he lived or I would have given it a 5
Everyone screams except the jumper
Got a 98 on my test, now i must die.
i believe I can fly..I believe I can touch the sky...splat
Surely that wasn't the tallest building he could find.
@ stenchfart: You've got to go for full points. "I berieve I can fry..I berieve I can touch the sky...sprat" Is how he would have sung it. +1
One less email in my spam box !
The price of my takeaway just went up, New employees want more benefits these days
Why worry, 20 more will be born to replace his ass!!
He was only trying to program his new DVD player but the instructions were translated from English.
Is life still that MF" SHITTY over there???
Gotta give him props...he didn't fuck up traffic.
Fuck a duck.
its better live like a wandered to do dat... i would try to rape some gigglin asians instead ?
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