Which Scooter Will Get Hit?

It's a fact that nine out of ten scooter riders in Asia will be hit by a truck. The other one will be hit by another scooter. You can trust me. I've done the research.

15 Comments
  • pinkdildolickr March 22, 2015

    Banzai!

    +3
  • picklehiesner March 22, 2015

    In fairness those lines in the street are very confusing

    +4
  • whobe March 22, 2015

    @picklehiesner That's an Asian Chess Board.

    +4
  • xizang March 22, 2015

    Good thing he was wearing his helmet. Wait. No he's not. But then, he was. No, he's not...

    +0
  • stenchfart March 22, 2015

    we all knew this was gonna go to a bad place for some non American in a distant land

    +0
  • vulture March 22, 2015

    what went wrong he's still alive

    +3
  • potrostation March 22, 2015

    Some one should start traffic cam off track betting over there.

    +1
  • nacho1223 March 22, 2015

    its the new suicide for dishonor thy family ;P

    +1
  • redpig March 22, 2015

    Roo no right of ray, roo no rook

    +1
  • bobbabooey March 22, 2015

    Let me put this in words you'll understand: 日本人やスクーターは、非常に非常に悪い考えである!!!

    +1
  • fistermister March 22, 2015

    Fuck you! It's your turn to take the scooter I get to drive the Humvee!

    +1
  • truckingman March 22, 2015

    Well at least the scooter ate it maybe not...

    +0
  • big_daddy305 March 22, 2015

    Scooter's fucked up but you can't walk home. Lost your shoes in the "accident".

    +1
  • shortbus March 23, 2015

    Eeny meeny miny Cho.

    +2
  • cellule March 23, 2015

    Nice job, M. Robert Hallock! One less goop to worry about!

    +1
 
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