Reporter finds the woman of his dreams

Big Jeff
28,334 Views 1 year ago

So I guess this nerd was smitten with this power tool wielding tramp, and he didn't mind letting America know. That was until the a.m. news almost got beave'd, and he realized he was at his job and not in front of his computer.

18 Comments
  • crazyvet March 23, 2015

    She was with the Texas Chain Saw Circus?

    +3
  • xizang March 23, 2015

    She circumcised Superman.

    +4
  • realtalks March 23, 2015

    Not bad but I once saw a stripper insert a foot long dildo attached to a power drill and drill herself till she came

    +2
  • bobbabooey March 23, 2015

    Federal OSHA standards require her employer to provide her with adequate safety equipment including eye and hand protection.

    +6
  • whobe March 23, 2015

    Nothing like the smell of burnt fish.

    +4
  • vikingshill March 23, 2015

    Who remembers Grinder Girl from Letterman?

    +3
  • picklehiesner March 23, 2015

    Is that the Binford 6000 vibrator ?

    +6
  • potrostation March 23, 2015

    Hot pussy!

    +0
  • goodster March 23, 2015

    HEY!!!!!?????? Why the Fuck you stop the Hockey Game!??

    +0
  • ouch March 23, 2015

    The bitch in the news seem to have pole shoved up her ass, Maybe she should borrow the grinder :)

    +1
  • truckingman March 23, 2015

    I believe that she was once on David Letterman...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • shortbus March 23, 2015

    Give her an angle grinder and it's wholesome family fun but give her a stripper pole and she's a whore?

    +2
  • shortbus March 23, 2015

    We've already seen what power tools can do to a person

    +3
  • dullfeathers March 23, 2015

    I'd be more impressed if she did it with her actual vagina.

    -1
  • jackpot March 23, 2015

    That cirque's workman's comp rates must be outrageous!

    +0
  • bobbabooey March 23, 2015

    I've fucked three different "burlesque" chicks in my day. They do what they and their friends think guys think is sexy, but when it gets down to brass tacks they're not into even moderately freaky shit. Put down my angle grinder before you hurt yourself, or worse, me.

    +1
  • cellule March 24, 2015

    How the fuck did she got on tv with this freakin' useless & worthless crap some call "art"? I don't fell the emotion, the intensity..

    +0
  • mykejp March 24, 2015

    She may have blonde hair, but she has a firecrotch.

    -1
 
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