The Kid Ain't Fast Enough

I don't think this kid is too bright. Or was too bright, I should say. I think he might be a stain on the road now. Always look both ways before crossing, folks. This is just your daily reminder.

  • bobbabooey April 10, 2015

    Sad, but seriously, this is why you shouldn't race around town like a douchebag. You don't need this on your conscience.

    +15 -3
  • lobster April 10, 2015

    Where were his parents when this happened

    +15 -0
  • unknownbrain April 10, 2015

    Just a terrible nightmare

    +6 -0
  • pizzapie April 10, 2015

    That's fucked

    +6 -0
  • crazyvet April 10, 2015

    Too bad your fucking brakes and steering didn't work as fast as your stupid horn.

    +18 -1
  • breakfastblunt April 10, 2015

    Wtf, you honestly expected to stop a small child from running through the street by honking? Way to turn about 3 degrees to the left to avoid hitting him.

    +9 -1
  • pup April 10, 2015


    probably at the factory, working for a shitty salary for a corporation from which we buy overpriced shit.

    +9 -1
  • realtalks April 10, 2015

    Kids parents need a beat down and to have their ass run over too. No supervision for a small child near a busy road!

    +8 -0
  • belisspermezeu April 10, 2015

    the hard way of learning Superman doesn t exist

    +0 -0
  • whobe April 10, 2015

    They been bitching about a children crossing sign well they got one now.

    +5 -1
  • pdx2002 April 10, 2015

    This is awful. I can't tell you how hard it is to get bone and tooth fragment out of a decent paint job.

    +6 -4
  • stenchfart April 10, 2015

    that Kid just learned the law of physics..pap

    +3 -2
  • breakfastblunt April 10, 2015

    I love videos on this site, but I'm never for all these fucks making jokes about a little kid getting killed. It's shocking so it deserves to be on this site, but fuck guys, enough with the jokes. The kid in this video is like 4 years old, he doesn't know any better. It's up to the parents to protect their child. None of you would blame your 4 year old for getting run over. I'm only 24 but fuck, it's on all of us to protect these children.

    +4 -6
  • prodeath April 10, 2015

    He won't do that again

    +8 -0
  • whobe April 10, 2015

    @breakfastblunt ^You say what you want because this "Is America" but please remember one thing, you have logged onto a site named "Crazy Shit". Most of us really have a heavy heart including myself but if anyone is like me we come here to make jokes of some Crazy Shit. We certainly will not be able to bring that child back but it doesn't help anything by coming here and crying. If you learn anything from this video it would be if you have or are going to have any children keep a good eye on them if not on a leash. Sure it hurts to see a child get killed but I'm not going to come here and cry about it. Fuck it if we are going to have a bunch of cry baby's on here I'm leaving in 48 hours and calling @rockinron.

    +21 -3
  • nacho1223 April 10, 2015


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  • realtalks April 10, 2015

    Well said Whobe +1

    +6 -2
  • mykejp April 10, 2015

    Parents should have taught him to look both ways before crossing the street. Sad.

    +1 -1
  • nacho1223 April 10, 2015


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  • nacho1223 April 10, 2015


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  • breakfastblunt April 10, 2015

    @whobe I never said not to post shit like this but it's fuckin disgusting to make jokes about it.

    +5 -3
  • ouch April 10, 2015

    I'm on my 4th fap!

    +9 -4
  • immanuelkunt April 10, 2015

    Time to hit the horn but no time to hit the brakes? Set the fucker on fire.

    +1 -1
  • darkmadness April 10, 2015

    This is harder to watch than beheadings, Poor kid!

    +4 -1
  • loulou April 10, 2015

    His parents should be charged for neglect, fucking losers.

    +2 -0
  • mountaineer April 10, 2015

    Shit happens

    +5 -0
  • handsomedevil April 10, 2015

    he could have given himself time to react had he been driving at a residential speed. be mindful for the little ones who aren't.

    +1 -2
  • truckingman April 10, 2015

    """SHIT!!!!!”"" Poor little soul...

    In a moment of silence, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +5 -3
  • vaticider April 10, 2015

    Most people here are normal...most some deal with sad things like this by poking fun at it, fact is its sad that this happened...but in order to enjoy this site you need to take every post with a grain of salt...hell I don't really agree with most of my asshole comments...

    +7 -0
  • johnhancock April 10, 2015

    breakfastblunt is a Faggot... Fuck that lil kid

    +2 -3
  • potrostation April 10, 2015

    @ darkmadness: Amen.

    +1 -0
  • ouch April 10, 2015

    Walk it off you little speed bump!

    +4 -0
  • longhungwong April 10, 2015

    Is the car ok?

    +4 -0
  • longhungwong April 10, 2015

    Last name must of been Rodriguez, cuz he sure wasn't very speedy.

    +3 -0
  • goodster April 10, 2015

    @breakfastblunt, I live right next to the road (though the speed limit isn't this high but) and if my two children(ages 3and5) even SEE a car coming down it they run up on the deck and wait for it to pass before coming off of it. It's one of the first things we taught them.

    +2 -0
  • jimmydcap April 10, 2015

    He only did that once..

    +1 -0
  • fistermister April 10, 2015

    @longhungwong; Speedee Gonzalez was my best friend, Slow-poke-Rodriguez, was a Cousin I had to love!

    +2 -0
  • fatlarry April 10, 2015

    Pet cemetary

    +1 -0
  • longhungwong April 10, 2015

    @fistermister Haha.. most of the Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies characters are classic fister.. Foghorn Leghorn, you name it.. too bad nowadays crazy preachy organizations want everything censored.. according to the freaks... those toons her racist and violent.. I don't find speedy or slow-poke offensive.. love them fuckers.

    +3 -0
  • nacho1223 April 10, 2015

    you dont stop when pass that jajajaj just go reverse or whatever

    +0 -3
  • dullfeathers April 11, 2015

    That happened to me once but it was a midget homeless dude in Downtown Miami that clinched onto my grill, crawled up the hood and started cleaning my windshield asking for $5.00 for crack.

    +1 -0
  • happyjack April 11, 2015

    Terrible decision making. They could have veered off the road to the far left and hit something else. Nothing on the left could have been worse than hitting a kid.

    +1 -0
  • sharkkiller1 April 11, 2015

    he's bean paste now

    +0 -0
  • ouch April 11, 2015

    @happyjack Getting ya nuts stuck in a zipper and tearing ya ball bag open on the way up ranks up there

    +1 -0
  • pizzapie April 11, 2015

    I think @nacho1223 is missing a few brain cells

    +3 -0
  • whitechristian April 16, 2015

    Bad parenting, he should of been on a leash.

    +0 -0
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