He may be dead as fuck, but his heart hasn't given up yet. Just like Celine Dion, that shit is going on. Somebody call his boss and tell him he's going to be late for work. Anybody need a used, somewhat damaged moped?
Just put it on some ice, if you get to the doctor soon enough they'll be able to reattach it.
He needs to get his head and his heart on the same page.
I'm no cardiologist, but I can tell you he's not gonna make it.
Shit, put that heart on ice quick that's like a hundred grand on the black market
I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but this is ridiculous.
His heart didn't want anything to do with his dumb ass.
The little heart that could . "I think I can" "I think I can" "I think I can"
Nobody has the heart to tell him that he's dead
Nice gut pile too
Is the the guy from alien?
His funeral nickname is thumper.
What a fucking mess
It may take from minutes to hours for the human Hart to die so that Mother Fucker will be going for a while..
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
no, it doesn't look bad at all. you can hardly tell.
We have the technology..we can rebuild him....
Hey, umm..you can't park there.
The dialogue at the funeral will say... I didn't know him well. But we can all agree he was a good hearted man.
THIS NOT SEES EVERYDAY MDKRAS
Was he driving a Chevy moped? I hope somebody gets this...
"Heartbeat of America"
@sbohica, heart beat of America?
Well thank you, I've officially found something on CS that creeps me the fuck out!
dunno about you but that made me horny as fuck with all that quivering pinky flesh!
Good to know, I'd rather have my brains out on the street instead.