My Heart Will Go On

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Adam H.
23,708 Views 1 year ago

He may be dead as fuck, but his heart hasn't given up yet. Just like Celine Dion, that shit is going on. Somebody call his boss and tell him he's going to be late for work. Anybody need a used, somewhat damaged moped?

26 Comments
  • breakfastblunt April 10, 2015

    Just put it on some ice, if you get to the doctor soon enough they'll be able to reattach it.

    +1
  • crazyvet April 10, 2015

    He needs to get his head and his heart on the same page.

    +1
  • bobbabooey April 10, 2015

    I'm no cardiologist, but I can tell you he's not gonna make it.

    +5
  • realtalks April 10, 2015

    Shit, put that heart on ice quick that's like a hundred grand on the black market

    +2
  • honkie365 April 10, 2015

    I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but this is ridiculous.

    +7
  • whobe April 10, 2015

    His heart didn't want anything to do with his dumb ass.

    +2
  • burlyfish April 10, 2015

    The little heart that could . "I think I can" "I think I can" "I think I can"

    +2
  • lobster April 10, 2015

    Nobody has the heart to tell him that he's dead

    +2
  • stenchfart April 10, 2015

    Nice gut pile too

    +2
  • prodeath April 10, 2015

    Is the the guy from alien?

    +2
  • boney1 April 10, 2015

    heartless bastard

    -2
  • mykejp April 10, 2015

    His funeral nickname is thumper.

    +1
  • corruptedsob April 10, 2015

    What a fucking mess

    +2
  • truckingman April 10, 2015

    It may take from minutes to hours for the human Hart to die so that Mother Fucker will be going for a while..

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • handsomedevil April 10, 2015

    no, it doesn't look bad at all. you can hardly tell.

    -1
  • vaticider April 10, 2015

    We have the technology..we can rebuild him....

    +2
  • sirfartsalot April 10, 2015

    Hey, umm..you can't park there.

    +0
  • longhungwong April 10, 2015

    The dialogue at the funeral will say... I didn't know him well. But we can all agree he was a good hearted man.

    +0
  • nacho1223 April 10, 2015

    THIS NOT SEES EVERYDAY MDKRAS

    -3
  • sbohica April 10, 2015

    Was he driving a Chevy moped? I hope somebody gets this...

    -1
  • lu86er April 11, 2015

    "Heartbeat of America"

    +0
  • lu86er April 11, 2015

    WTF??

    +1
  • goodster April 11, 2015

    @sbohica, heart beat of America?

    +0
  • sanitywelcomed April 12, 2015

    Well thank you, I've officially found something on CS that creeps me the fuck out!

    +0
  • ilovelamp April 12, 2015

    dunno about you but that made me horny as fuck with all that quivering pinky flesh!

    -1
  • whitechristian April 16, 2015

    Good to know, I'd rather have my brains out on the street instead.

    +0
 
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