Some asshole in Florida got kicked out of a bar for bouncing checks, so he came back with a cup of gasoline and set the bouncer on fire. That seems like a bit of an extreme response.
If you try to light me on fire, make sure you've made funeral plans first.
I'll have a flaming asshole please.
You light up my life.
Saved by the light....
Who the fuck pays by check nowadays ?
Graduated from deceptive practices to attempted murder, aggravated battery, and probably arson, congrats asshole you just earned at least 15-20 years
This is what happens when you listen to the voices in your head...
He's very bright for a bouncer.
Must have happened at a gay bar with the Flaming bouncer and all.
Any other bright ideas?
YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' ASSHOLIC SHIT BAG I HOPE KARMA SETS YOUR ASS A BLAZE..... The bouncer was doing his job....
Them fireball shots are a mother fucker
Too cheap to pay his tab, but can shell out cash for gas.
some cocktail; that bouncer looked both shaken and stirred. poor lad.
What a hot head.
Pain don't hurt...
- Dalton (Double Duece)