Parasailing Done Right

jay
17,337 Views 1 year ago

Yes, yes and yes! This is how you do parasailing! Fuck that running shit, just trip up and slide on your head or ass. Then eventually the canopy will fill with air, and you hang out for a few minutes until you are ready to land.

14 Comments
  • picklehiesner April 25, 2015

    Should have timed the run better joe

    +2
  • vulture April 25, 2015

    landing could be fun

    +2
  • sbohica April 25, 2015

    JayD, u need to create a How dumb can u b section or rate the dipshits... Cuz that's one stupid mofo...

    -1
  • bobbabooey April 25, 2015

    Joe would've knocked out all his front teeth if he had any front teeth.

    +4
  • fistermister April 25, 2015

    You know I can run like the wind blows.

    +3
  • only1hans April 25, 2015

    You know once that Fucker lands he's going to kick that dude's ass (that's driving the boat) for dragging him across the beach...LOL

    +2
  • crazyvet April 25, 2015

    Joe maybe shouldn't have had that last beer.

    +4
  • breakfastblunt April 25, 2015

    Pretty sure he just gave the thumbs up to go faster.

    +2
  • nieco April 25, 2015

    RUN FOREST, RUN!!!

    +5
  • handsomedevil April 25, 2015

    His last name's blow, i presume.

    +0
  • longhungwong April 25, 2015

    Oh chute!

    +4
  • truckingman April 25, 2015

    Being hung upside down, I would like to skip that part.

    +1
  • mykejp April 25, 2015

    He hanging from an angle that would look like he's getting a wedgie.

    +1
  • sbohica April 25, 2015

    Damn @Wong... Nice. +100

    +1
 
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