Allen's friend have quite a reaction to his dumbass antics of walking across the street without bothering to look for buses. A bus should actually be pretty easy to spot coming. Unless you're piss drunk, I suppose.
He doesn't deserve to be alive.
" Did you have an accident that`s not your dumb ass`s fault ? I`ll get you the smallest award ( and keep 90% ) for your accident, call 1800 dumbest mother fucker on the planet.. "
See there that's why I have my wife make my sammies, fuck Subways.
Fuck England for having backward streets
im not sure should we call that a strike or a spar
How about we call this one a Mulligan ?!!!
"And the Darwin award goes too!" *drum rolls* "This guy!"
@breakfastblunt...that's not England its Scotland
Evil bus is feeling less evil.
That explains why this group of guys now hangs out with a retarded quadraplegic named Alan.
MOTHER FUCKIN" DUMB MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Captain Oblivious does it again.
Oh for fuck's sake, Alan! That bus was moving WAY too slow!
Relax: he's just a Limey.
BUS DRIVER GET OUT SHOOT THE DUMMY THEN DRIVE AWAY!!!
Had his mind on going home to fuck his MOTHER!!!